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Dave

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships and Friends

About Me

Hello to you, old faces and new. Yes, you have found one of the Internet homes of Dave Beckner. It's up to you what you do with that of course, but I'd like to think you'd take a minute and shoot me a message and say hello! I'd honestly rather meet you for a Miller Lite (I know, classy, eh?) so lemme know.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

anyone who values laughs over pretension.IM me using that box above, or my SN is "heftysums2".
You Are Fozzie Bear
"Wocka! Wocka!"
You're the life of the party, and you love making people crack up.
If only your routine didn't always bomb!
You may find more groans than laughs, but always keep the jokes coming. The Muppet Personality Test

My Blog

Read Me

Type your name in my blog comments.Once you do that, this is what I'll do for you...1. I'll respond with something random about you.2. I'll tell you which song or movie you remind me of.3. I'll pick a...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 11:25:00 GMT

Random

Instructions: You got "tagged"! ... Once you've been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird, random things, facts or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose 10 people to be tagged and l...
Posted by on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 11:25:00 GMT

Check out this event: Cinco De Mayo

Hosted By: Dave BecknerWhen: Saturday May 05, 2007 at 8:00 PMWhere: Beckner's House205 Willow LaneGlen Burnie, MD 21061United StatesDescription:Dave Beckner Click Here To View EventHere's your invite ...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 15:53:00 GMT

Superstar: The Karen Carpenter Story

Openly gay, experimental filmmaker Todd Haynes burst upon the scene two years after his graduation from Brown University with his now-infamous 43-minute cult treasure "Superstar: The Kar...
Posted by on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 17:38:00 GMT

Becknerism Vol 8

"I've been jerked around so much lately that one of these days someone is gonna get confused and jerk me off instead."(thanks to Steve for recognizing this one's innate Becknerism status.)
Posted by on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 11:47:00 GMT

Becknerism Vol 7

"I find that there just might be a fine line between stalking and boredom."
Posted by on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 20:13:00 GMT

Becknerism Vol 6

"Throwing trash on a fast food parking lot isn't littering. It creates job security."(Right after I said this to Ant and tossed an empty Monster can out of my car onto Taco Bell's lot, I backed out.. ...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 18:27:00 GMT

Becknerism Vol 5

"I'm a big practictioner of Lennon; "All you need is Love" until you gotta kick some wanker ass!"
Posted by on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 16:02:00 GMT

Becknerism Vol 4

"People are used to me just being a joker and a fuckup; they forget I know stuff too."
Posted by on Sat, 15 Apr 2006 19:27:00 GMT

Becknerism Vol 3

On the subject of my recent framing of the "Pet Sounds" and Elliott Smith's "XO" LPs:"I need to find the girl who will marry me based on the fact that Im a pussy enough to hang those up."
Posted by on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 14:38:00 GMT