Favorite quotes.... explain my random mind a little...
"My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people." ....... Orson Welles
"Tis the advisor who suffers from bad advice."
"My favorite animal is steak."
"Bear in mind that you should conduct yourself in life as at a feast."
"No man deserves punishment for his thoughts."
"Food is our common ground, a universal experience."
"Better to get up late and be wide awake than to get up early and be asleep all day."....... Unknown
"You don't have to cook fancy or complicated masterpieces - just good food from fresh ingredients."..... Julia Child
"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me."
"Buy the ticket, take the ride"
"He that is taught only by himself has a fool for a master." ....... Hunter S. Thompson
"There are more pleasant things to do than beat up people."....... Muhammad Ali
" sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER."....... Groucho Marx
"I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately."
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that."
"I don't have hobbies; hobbies cost money. Interests are quite free." ...... George Carlin
"Sleep, those little slices of death; Oh how I loathe them."
"Never to suffer would never to have been blessed" ....... Edgar Allen Poe
"When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will finally know peace." ....... Jimi Hendrix
"Humor is everywhere, in that there's irony in just about anything a human does." ....... Bill Nye The Science Guy
"Why are people always stealing my ideas? Like penis in vagina sex. MY IDEA." ........ me
"One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us." ........ Unknown
"Go, and never darken my towels again."....... Groucho Marx
"I need romance! Like girlie mags! A fifth of rum! ROMANCE!" ........ Unknown
"It's a rule of the world that naked girls have to do what men wearing clothes say." ...... Unknown
"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done." ....... George Carlin
