Sometimes |
Sometimes shit just doesnt fall your way, sometimes it does. seems like ive been waitin my whole life for shit to go my way. Posted by Chris on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 06:46:00 PST |
Smore Chuck Norris |
It is said that every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten. Every time God masturbates, Chuck Norris kills a lion.
The word 'Kill' was invented by Chuck Norris. Other words were 'Die', 'Beer', and ... Posted by Chris on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 03:00:00 PST |
Chuck Noriss |
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
Crop circles are ... Posted by Chris on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 06:59:00 PST |
damn this sucks |
well its 3 in the mornin and me and my roomate are fuckin around online makin fun of each other for bein on myspace. i come home in a week and goddamn it feels good to be a gangster!!!!!!!!!!! ... Posted by Chris on Sat, 10 Dec 2005 01:16:00 PST |