D Spliff

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Hip Hop stole Spliff away from the rest of the world when he was 6 and started noticing graffiti.D Spliff has been rockin turntables since he was 12, after he tried immitating the opening skratch of De La Soul's "Saturday", and nailed it perfectly. That's right; when you were stealing candy and thowing eggs out of your window, this fool was locked in his room working on masterpieces. His first mixtapes were out in 1993, with the first two series Basement Mix 1, 2, 3 and 4 and Masterpiece 1, 2, 3 and 4.He started promoting parties when he was 18, but then fell off the map when he started dating a psycho control freak. During this time, he spent many hours locked in his room working on skratches and getting high. I believe he also woke up underneath a car near S.O.B.'s one time after drinking a 750mL Bombay Saphire to the bottom. Somewhere nearafter that, he tripped on some papers and finally realized what the fuck was up.D Spliff made his first DMC appearence in 1999. He made it to the second round, and that was that. Little did he know how political the whole thing was....he got to the point where he would just get up and skratch for 5 minutes because he didn't want to juggle Missy and Timbo beats for 5 minutes. (Yeah, I said it....)After outgrowing the egotistical desires of winning a worldwide battle, he began to work on his record collection again. This time, fed up with the commercialization, Americanizing and mainstreaming of his roots, he only focused on the underground and independent scene. Spliff also began recording on a computer using multi-tracking software. After about 10 years of dreaming about what he could do with a system of that calliber, he finally has all he needs to live out what his neural networks have been working on behind the scenes.