Ryan

I always thought that playing leapfrog with a unicorn could turn out pretty sketchy. I did eat my vegetables as a kid. I once got stitches without a painkiller. Dumb. I ran a marathon. Dumber. I enjoy a good geopolitical debate. I don't know what I just said. I read this book once, man that was awesome. Rachel my wife is prego. I married her once too, man that was awesome. I like to run and eat pizza, however not at the same time. I love teenage politics. I hate gossip and groupies. I learned how to surf at Laguna Beach, but I don't like the show. I'd rather be hot than cold, unless hot means melting. Two days ago I ate fish and it was tasty. I had two jobs that you will laugh at me for having. I worked at the Gap, and I was a gymnastics coach. I wish I could have been a pirate. I used to have 1 million freckles. Did I mention I don't like ketsup? Nor do I know how to spell it. I don't deserve as nice of a guitar, but I sure love her. Yes guitars are female, so is H R Clinton, but you would never guess it. I sometimes wish I could live on a beach and surf everyday, but I would probably starve because my survival hunting skills aren't what they should be. I got 76 stiches in my butt from a sleding accident and I hate cheese on my tacos. I've yet to hang glide, but just you wait Henry Higgens, just you wait.