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Ham

Every 60 seconds you spend upset or angry, is a minute of happiness youll never get back

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I'd like to meet:

Pikachu - to discuss my techniques for capturing more pokemon.Salad Fingers - to caress rusty spoonsHubert Cumberdale - his sexy
A 200 Question Fun Survey 4 Myspace (All The Bzoink Surveys Put Together)
Full Name:: clive peterson
Birthday:: 1/2/3
Birthplace:: wombtown
Eye Color:: brown eye
Hair Color:: see through
Height:: 1 inch three feet
Weight:: 66 grams
Right handed or Left handed?: ampeedextrus
Your Heritage:: convict
My Worst Habit:: doing surveys
Zodiac Sign:: lol @ zodiac
Shoe Size:: 11
Pants Size:: 30
Innie or Outie?: outies are gay
Parents Still Together?: they are siamese
The Shoes You Wore Today:: barefoot
Your Weakness:: LAVA
Your Fears:: wide open spaces?
Your Perfect Pizza:: a cooked one
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:: anyone in soccer
Your Most Overused Phrase On An Instant Messenger: sifnt teh siphter throphilis thistler -- say it its easy
Thoughts First Waking Up:: FUCK OF SUNLIGHT
Your Best Physical Feature:: my thirs nipple
Your Bedtime:: HAHAHAHA like 3 am..healthy?
Your Most Missed Memory:: the ones i forget
MY FAVORITES
Favorite color?: magenta
Food?: ?doof
Sport?: ?trops
Animal?: ?lamina
Ice Cream?: blood flavour
Candy?: dandy
Store?: cheese shop
Salad Dressing?: salad fingers
Actor?: steven hawking
Song?: piano man
Letter?: Q
Number?: PIE
Gum?: teeth
Holiday?: BIRTHMUS
Season?: FALL
Toothpaste Flavor?: LEMON
Radio Station?: 3AW
Perfume?: BLUE JEANS
Scent besides perfume?: HaNNAH SMELL
Body part on the opposite sex?: SPLEEN
FRIENDS AND LIFE
What Do You Want To Be When You Grow Up?: alive
How Do You Want To Die?: LAUGHTER
Turn ons:: SWITCHES
Turn offs:: TV
Which One Of Your Friends Acts The Most Like You?: HANNAH
Who's The Loudest?: HANNAH
Who Makes You Laugh The Most?: HANNAH
Who Have You Known The Longest?: NOT HANNAH
Who's The Shyist?: CLIVE
When Have You Cried The Most?: NEVER
What Is The Best Feeling In The World?: ORGASM
Worst Feeling?: RUSTY KETTLES
Where Do You Want To Live When You Grow Up?: BRONX
If You Could Change One Thing About You What Would It Be?: MAKE ME SMALLER?
How Long Do You Think You'll Live?: aNOTHER WEEK
FINISH EACH SENTENCE
Let's walk on the: WILD SIDE
Let's look at the: PORPOISE
What a nice: RACK
Where did all the: CONDOMS GO
Why can't we: fall pregannt
Silly, little: radke
Isn't it weird that:
Never under any circumstance: would i leave a spleen un-hacked
I wish:
Everyone has a:
I am:
HAVE YOU EVER
Been In Love?:
Been To Juvie?:
Mooned Someone?:
Been Rejected?:
Ran Away From Home?:
Pictured Your Crush Naked?:everyday
Skipped School?:everyday
Thought About Suicide?:now that uve asked me
Slept Outside?:yi live outsisde
Laughed So Hard You Cried?:yes
Cried In School?:hahah only fags do that...yes
Thrown Up In School?:
Wanted To Be a Model?:i am
Cheated On Someone?:in a game of cchess
Done Something Really Stupid That You Still Laugh At Today?: bought a sheep and named it hannah-clive stephens
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Movies:

ABOUT ME - I LOVE POKEMON! I LIKE PIKACHU COZ HE IS GOOD AT BATTLING! OH BABY. I HACK INTO SPLEENS, AS I WOULD NEVER LEAVE ONE UNHACKED! I MAY SLICE YOUR LIVER? THEN MY HOUSE TURNED INTO A GIANT CALCULATOR! HELLO CHEIF, LETS TALK WHY NOT

Television:

THE SIMPSONS! SEX AND THE CITY! CROC HUNTER! FAMILY GUY!

Books:

I LOVE BOOKS! I READ THEM EACH DAY! BOOK ME UP BABY!

Heroes: