"When I'm inspired, I get excited because I can't wait to see what I'll come up with next."
~Dolly Parton
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Stiletto strutting, meat eating, fur wearing, bourbon swilling, impetuous girl. I am the product of a cowboy and a beauty school drop out. I laugh too loudly, dance like a madwoman whenever the mood strikes and constantly check my watch to see if its 4:20. I’m incredibly clumsy, but recover with unbelievable speed and grace.
I like sneezing, shiny things and cheese. Bacon makes everything taste better. I own 13 pairs of black boots, more than 150 dresses, 20 pairs of red panties, 6 furs coats but don't have a plain white bra.
I’m good at fixing things (but better at breaking them). I wear high heels when I vacuum. None of my friends will let me be in their bands, something about me not having any talent. I think beets taste like dirt. I’m a true leo.
The biggest crush I ever had was on Chris Peterson. I never litter. Given the choice between a happy life or a life with meaning, I choose happiness. I like yelling. I have more outfits to wear than parties to go to. I am a daddy's girl.
My life is cake.
You Are the Ace of Clubs
You go at everything in your life full force. You are a natural gambler.
Your life definitely has some extreme highs and lows, but you know how to ride out the low times.
A total adventure seeker, you are never satisfied by what's normal or ordinary.
You like to push limits and shock people. You're dramatic, but a drama queen.
Your life has been a wild ride so far. You have stories that people can barely believe.
And you're probably still young... with a lot of wild rides in front of you.
A gamble you should take: High stakes roulette
Your friends would describe you as: Crazy
Your enemies would describe you as: Demented
If you lived in Vegas, you would be: A high roller
What Playing Card Are You?
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