The Sweet Smell of Love and Poop |
It had been brought to my attention - repeatedly - by a "certain nameless someone," that I haven't written a blog in a long ass time. So when I looked and realized "Love Stinks," my most critically a...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 19:08:00 GMT |
Love stinks... |
I've never been in love, and I know this because I've never met a girl that I simultaneously wanted to sleep with and felt comfortable breaking wind in front of....No one for whom I wanted to cook din...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 17:22:00 GMT |
iQuit |
Incase you aren't paying attention, Steve Jobs is trying to make everyone else obsolete once again.The lovely people at Apple, having already revolutionized the industries of digital music, digital ph...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 15:57:00 GMT |
Why I love George Carlin... (Part 2: The Conclusion) |
I've given this long enough...The stirring conclusion to my dazzling cliff-hanger is that there is no real conclusion, so I won't waste a whole lot of time with it.I'm such a hopelessly romantic sap t...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 17:59:00 GMT |
Why I Love George Carlin... (Part 1) |
(Let me get this out of the way before I get comments about it. I know that classifying my mood as "chipper" while listening to Jeff Buckley is some sort of oxymoron....Leave it alone.)Now on to bigg...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 17:33:00 GMT |
8 Things I Felt Like Mentioning... |
-In a shocking development, several New Jersey Taco Bell's were shut down due to an E. Coli outbreak. My only question is..How did they know it was E. Coli? If you told me someone ate at Taco Bell a...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 08:41:00 GMT |
Earth's days are numbered... |
The other night, one of my friends and I were discussing which local establishment we'd be meeting at the next evening and at what time. We've known each other forever. We have each other's home and...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 19:26:00 GMT |
Continental Free-Agency... |
Okay...One of my trusted compatriots called me today and told me through my last few blogs, I've been coming off as "depressed." And Roy, thank you for both your interest in my blogs and your concern...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 16:53:00 GMT |
All we need is just a little patience... |
"Patience is the key to contentment." (The prophet Mohammed)Mohammed never sat in an emergency room with a dog bite injury...I'll be the first to admit I have the patience of an eight-year-old boy on ...
Posted by on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 07:07:00 GMT |
Celebrity Lookalikes |
This will be brief because I want to go play my drums, however....Is it possible that I don't look like anyone? That I am such a monstrousity facially that no Hollywood celebrity bears any resemblanc...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 14:48:00 GMT |
