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About Me

BEWARE: Future Missionary...ON FIRE FOR GOD!
Whenever cannibals are on the brink of starvation, Heaven, in its infinite mercy, sends them a fat missionary. - Oscar Wilde
MySpace CountdownsTwo cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t seem to get a tender Missionary. I’ve baked them, I’ve roasted them, I’ve stewed them, I’ve barbecued them, I’ve tried every sort of marinade. I just cannot seem to get them tender.”The second cannibal asks, “What kind of Missionary do you use?” The other replied, “You know, the ones that hang out at that place at the bend of the river. They have those brown cloaks with a rope around the waist and they’re sort of bald on top with a funny ring of hair on their heads.”“Ah, ha!” the second cannibal replies. “No wonder … those are friars!”
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..“I pretty much try to stay in a constant state of confusion just because of the expression it leaves on my face.” Johnny Depp
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Mother Theresa, Esther Bacon, and Jesus Christ..

My Blog

Bedknobs and Broomsticks

 This is an old post from another blog I have...just thought I'd share since I haven't written on here in a year...  I never really had a childhood, but for some reason I find myself wishing now more ...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Feb 2009 09:34:00 GMT

Mon Bonhomme De Neige

*Mon bonhomme de neige- french for My gentleman of snow or My snowman* Mon bonhomme de neige, hold my hand tonight, as we stroll together, beneath the pale moonlight. Mon bonhomme de neige, the snow i...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 23:55:00 GMT

Look at Me

There's something in your eyes, that calms my soul. A soft, sweet acceptance, soothing and peaceful. Beauty unfolds with a single glance, cascading over me like a waterfall, of my dreams becoming rea...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 23:49:00 GMT

A song...

Drip, drip, drip goes my heart. Drip, drip, drip in your hands. It's melted to liquid, I can't contain it, overflowing into you. Please tell me why it is I'm melting so quickly, when I had just about ...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 23:44:00 GMT

Inspired

Gazing into your eyes, is like falling headfirst down a waterfall. Shivers run down my spine, as the cool water cascades over me. My mind swirls and I can't think straight. When I gaze into your eyes,...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 10:46:00 GMT

Boredom is contagious!

vey + known as: Darylann or Marie+ haircolor: Haha...brown, red, black+ eyecolor: Blue SECTION 2 - HAVE YOU EVER..(True or False)+ fallen off the bed? ...Yes+ broken someone else's heart? Unfortuna...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 19:43:00 GMT

Hide Me Away

..>..> ..> ......>..>..>   I can't explain it...this feeling of hopelessness and desperation. Overwheliming pressure and pain. I desire to simply crawl into a hole and stay there un...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 19:00:00 GMT

Famous Last Words...

In the midst of what seemsl ike a moment in time which is going seamlessly wonderful, the threads rear their ugly heads and begin unraveling. But how can one complain when there is nothing seemingly o...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 10:52:00 GMT

In a moment. This is for you.

..> In just a moment, everything you thought was...isn'tWho you thought you were...isn't who you areWhat you thought you knew...is nothingThe future you had mapped out...goneYou are left blindsid...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 01:37:00 GMT

Thanks Bryan...Today I WILL make a difference...

. . . TODAY I WILL MAKE A DIFFERENCE Today I will make a difference. I will begin by controlling my thoughts. A person is the product of his thoughts. I want to be happy and hopeful. Therefore, I w...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 08:51:00 GMT