A Dude And A Dude With A Guitar

We play music for our own entertainment, but we like to share it with yall. We began playing one day in 2004 at Sean's house. We saw a bum on the street, gave him a quarter, and a legacy began! We could make music! We proceeded to watch Aladdin and munched on some human flesh. We do not believe in necrophelia. Like Micheal Jackson, we like to lure children into our homes. We like BLACK Mike. Thriller nigga biotch.We use push lawn mowers. The prostate is our favorite organ in the body and we dont have prostate cancer :) We eat thick albumen for breakfast. We enjoy tricycle riding in the mist of summer nights. We fancy organ donors. Together we have four eyes (six if u count sean's glasses), two noses, four ears, and 666 mouths. Apple pie is a way of life but we perfer pumpkin. We cheat at bingo night with the senior citizens. a lot. Dr. Seuss is our bitch. We swallow tooth paste. We throw mad parties which only our parents attend. And that's about it.