He's stalking...
a fistfight with Mae. a palate with Tora. a nice Nihonjin who shares my interests (upon whom I can inflict my horrible Japanese vocabulary) Peruvians. Winston Churchill's parrot.
Those who take the Nintendo Entertainment System as their lord and savior. Bill Murray, for coffee and cigarettes.
Other stalkers.
Musashi Miyamoto's ghost. Text message poets. Amelie, clandestine, from afar. Sharon, concealed by an ancient abandoned hotel lobby pillar. Someone to secretly watch Chan Park Wook and Takashi Miike films with. Someone to speak code with. Someone to end sentences in prepositions with.
Those foolish enough to admit constorting with him include...