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Mistress Maygin

Misery always tastes so sweet when it belongs to someone else and was caused by me.

About Me


Leave the drama at home!
I create and design custom corsets and other clothing. You can see my current sales site here . Don't be afraid to contact me if you are interested in buying something!
My designing and creating is currently on a hiatus. However, if you are interested, you may still contact me and we can work something out. I should be back in the swing of things very soon!
I love to read, write, dance, sing, kick ass at pool and other various "man" games. (For those of you that like to ask the lame question "What do you do for fun?"- this is the answer!) I can talk your ear off or listen and offer my sage advice. I've been through a LOT for someone my age, and have a lot to offer to a conversation, or even a debate. But I also have a lot to learn and am more than happy to meet people who can teach me something new.
I believe trying to describe myself in this little box will only limit me. I am everything and nothing all at once. You're just going to have to find out for yourself.
Care to try?
Megan has spoken.
Create your own Friend Quiz here
Create your own Draw On Me

My Interests

Corsets, hair falls, movies, books, music, knitting, crocheting, my business, creating beautiful things, myself, my friends, acrylic nails, nail art, dancing, sushi, bikes, hitting members of the opposite sex about the face and arms with my big green dildo INSANE JOURNAL

I'd like to meet:


Business:
I would like to meet and speak with anyone in industries that relate to my networks. I am interested in modeling, acting, and designing. Please, if you are going to message me about a job opportunity- BE INFORMATIVE. Tell me exactly what you are looking for, the compensation involved, what you'd need from me, the dates and times of any project you are telling me about, etc. I only wish to work with professionals, so be professional.
"Hey, wanna take nude pictures for my band?" Is not a professional proposal and will probably be ignored.
I am open-minded and willing to try anything that interests me. So, even if you think it might be something I would say 'No' to, but you are interested in me- send a message. You never know what I might want to try next.
BUT just to be clear- I WILL NOT do Pornography or have sex for money. So don't bother with those proposals.
Thank you.
Personal:
I WILL NOT accept a friend request from someone who has not messaged me!
I am only interested in speaking with people who are interested enough to read my profile BEFORE deciding they want to speak with me. That would be the reason I keep it public and don't lock it up! Imagine that.
So, from now on I will ONLY respond to people who message me with something FROM MY PROFILE in their first message. 'Cause I just don't have the time to sift through the hundreds of losers on this site, and I know that most of the people who message me ARE losers and just look at my picture and decide they want to bone me. That's a no-go.
Also, I would much appreciate it if the messages I receive are in ENGLISH, contain some sort of discernible punctuation, and don't mention how much you want to bang me (yes, this goes for males AND females!!!). And please make sure your caps lock isn't engaged when you send me a message. Typing in all caps is considered rude and a form of yelling. Yes, I am an uppity bitch.
If having ACTUAL interest in a person, reading the things they took the time to type up on their profile, and keeping them straight from all the other people you try to "holla" at is "too much work", then you are not a real man. And I really don't have time for little boys.
If you message me and your profile is set to private, you should include with that message a friend request, or tell me something about yourself!
I am here to make friends, network, and have a good time. I am NOT opposed to meeting people in real life that I meet online. BUT, I will NOT meet just anyone. And after the swarm of dumb asses that have messaged me of late, I won't waste my time responding to lame ass pick-up lines because you can't take the time to read a few lines of text.
Take a walk through my husband's house...if you dare:
Nightmare House

Music:

Below are a few videos of bands/songs I really like. Beyond that I listen to pretty much everything, even country. I also love to hear new bands, so please let me know if you really like some obscure, or even not so obscure (I don't get out much) group that you think everyone and their mom should hear.
Muse: Hysteria

She Wants Revenge: Tear You Apart

Movies:

Rocky Horror Picture Show, Serenity, Little Mermaid, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Love and Human Remains, Exotica, Fifth Element, Ghostbusters, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Vampire Hunter D, Cookie's Fortune, Flash Gordon, Finding Nemo, Erin Brockovich, Roller Ball (original), Alice in Wonderland, more...

Television:

I don't watch much television. But I do enjoy a few shows that I end up downloading the entire seasons of to watch all at once. Law and Order: SVU, Scrubs, Judging Amy, Gilmore Girls, Will and Grace, Nip/Tuck, Neon Genesis: Evangelion

Books:

I read a lot, so it's mostly authors I enjoy overall. So here are some books and authors I like. Dean Koontz, Tamora Peirce, Harry Potter Series, John Irving, Go Ask Alice, Under the Beetles Cellars, John Steinbeck, Ray Bradbury, Robert Heinlein, Brave New World, The Chronicles of Narnia

Heroes:

Cats. They have such a difficult life to lead, and they pull it off so flawlessly.

My Blog

Depression

I am approaching the time when I will begin to lose the people in my life that I care the most about.  My family members that are getting very old will inevitably pass away, way sooner than I can...
Posted by Mistress Maygin on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 03:19:00 PST

Tagged by Jay!

THE RULES: Each player of this game starts with the 7 weird things about themselves. People who get tagged need to write a BLOG of their own 7 weird things as well as state this rule clearly. In the e...
Posted by Mistress Maygin on Mon, 28 May 2007 03:52:00 PST

Birthday Weekend!

Okay everyone, here's the deal.  I am going away for my birthday tomorrow!  My bday, for those who don't know is Feb 3.  At midnight on Friday, I plan to be standing at a bar in Disney'...
Posted by Mistress Maygin on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 07:47:00 PST

I've Been Doing This A Lot...

All this ranting.  So here's another one.  Just got off the phone with a special someone and now I need to unload.If you love someone, if you're committed to someone, if you've made a promis...
Posted by Mistress Maygin on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 11:49:00 PST

Curse. Spit.

I am sick and tired of unreliable people.  If you say you're going to be somewhere, fucking be there.  You say you're going to do something?  DO IT.And if you can't, fucking let the per...
Posted by Mistress Maygin on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 01:51:00 PST

Why?

Why does going to a once community school have to mean that I am very unlikely to actually get an education?Why are so many of the people who teach in this school so fucking dumb?Why aren't there high...
Posted by Mistress Maygin on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 09:58:00 PST

FUCKING UGH!

Another rant...I HATE people who tell their significant others they are NOT ALLOWED to have friends of the opposite sex.  FUCK YOU!  and Fuck that!  You stupid, self-conscious piece of ...
Posted by Mistress Maygin on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 01:57:00 PST

Black Guys!

I must have gotten attractive at some point.  I've been getting hit on almost non-stop lately.  And the kicker?  Mostly black guys are the ones hitting on me.  We're talking everyw...
Posted by Mistress Maygin on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 10:55:00 PST

I'm Awesome

Went down to the school today.  Saw my transcript.  Straight A's.  4.0 GPA!Goddamn I'm so amazing it's unbelievable!Ran into someone I haven't seen in YEARS, so that was cool.  Sch...
Posted by Mistress Maygin on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 10:56:00 PST

Happy New Year!

Just got home from Scotland.  My plane from Edinburgh was delayed by like 3 hours, so I ended up not getting home until just an hour or so ago.  Despite my ears hurting so badly that it felt...
Posted by Mistress Maygin on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 05:00:00 PST