hey everyone, im scott ( im a dick :| ) i was born in Montreal, but now i live in Ottowa. I dispise two famous Canadian so called "actors" Terrance Argyle, and Phillip Stoot. all they do is fart and because i dont think it's funny. everyone in Canada... and the rest of the world thinks im a dick! now i convict terrance and phillip of murder every single week. i even tried getting sadam "insane" to kill them and Terrances dauahtah. but some how they killed sadam by farting in a raughrahders football game and got sally back from da middle-east. i try getting adopted canadian citizen back to canada from america for they're revenge for they're hate against me. but i fail every time. and Terrance and Phillip even started the canadian vs american war. but why am i still the dick after all they're failure? well gotta go convict Terrance and Phillip of murder now.
