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Useful Idiot

why did father give these humans free will, now their all confused

About Me

I can't think of anything worth while to put in this demanding box so I'm just going to be as vulgar as I can be: Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cocksucker, Motherfucker, Tits, Fart, Turds, and Twat. Thank you for reading this pointless paragraph of pointlessness. I hope your life has been forever changed by the unintelligent mess I have made of this seemingly good natured site.

My Interests

people, music, drums, movies, friends. (in no particular order)

I'd like to meet:

Anybody I enjoy meeting new people, I'd especially like to meet bands like Rush and Tool, of course more bands would be on the list if I was a sadist that liked having people read an eighty page novel on who I'd like to meet but I won't bore you. We'll leave it at two and if you, for one reason or another, want to know more just ask me, I don't bite.

Music:

Rush, Tool, Metallica, Godsmack, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah...to save space and eyesight I'll shorten this to a simple sentence. I like just about everything and I enjoy when people give me new music to listen to, so show me something new.

Take the quiz:
What Kind of Music Are You? :::pics:::

Metal
You're about as hardcore as they come. Music is your passion and you listen to it for talent not because it's popular. You probably have a lot of respect for all artforms and you like classical piano. Slipknot definitely sucks in your eyes...and for good reason. Any band who takes the time to put on make-up and masks just isn't worth your respect.

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WHAT ROCK BAND R U?? (COOL PICS)

GUNS N ROSES
WOW! GUNS N ROSES ROCK! THERE LEGENEDS AND THEY KICK ASS ALL THE WAY! THERE A GREAT ROCK BAND AND THERE MUSIC WILL SOUND AS GOOD AND BE AS POPULAR AS WHEN IT WAS FIRST REALESED! THEY TRULY R ONE OF THE BEST BANDS EVER!

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Which Classic Rock Band Are You?

The Who
You Are - THE WHO You are a really easy person to get along with. You like to go and hang out with friends (away from the television)But what does that have to do with The Who?The Who Rocks! And so does you.

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Movies:

No Country for Old Men, There Will Be Blood, Children of Men, Hitman, blah, blah, blah...yet again I could be ranting all day.

Take the quiz:
Which Dodgeball Character are you?

Peter La Fleur
You are pretty lazy; bills don't get paid, you're gym has no money behind it, and you have no goal in life. Yet, you are seen as a leader by your team. Congrats! You do however always stand up for the underdog (especially when you happen to be the underdog). You're a nice guy.

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Television:

I don't watch much TV but I like South Park, Family Guy, and the Sarah Connor Chronicles

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What Family Guy character are you?? !!Pictures!!

Your Peter.. Loud and Fat, Your Mom is proud
You are very loud but funny to all. You sometimes( and by sometimes I mean all the time) piss of your significant other.

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Books:

Stephen King, Dean Koontz, Dan Brown, I read anything that sounds good.

Heroes:

my family, friends, and band mates. In no particular order.

My Blog

good ideas for eating out (the full version)

  I think when you eat out you should have a little fun; it's good for digestion. Simple things. After the waiter recites a long list of specials, ask him if they serve cow feet. But act really ...
Posted by Useful Idiot on Sat, 07 Jul 2007 08:51:00 PST

i want a feeding tube

i just wanted to say that lewis black i a funny mother fucker.  and so is jack black.  that is all i wanted to say
Posted by Useful Idiot on Sun, 25 Jun 2006 09:17:00 PST