Timothy D

I'd like to meet:

Im lookin for ninjas, Shaolin monks, assassins, shape shifters, aliens (not the anal probing kind) a Yeti, bounty hunters, pro gamers, the ghost of Jimi Hendrix, Lefties, someone who works at CERN, Dousche bags I went to high school with that need an ass whoopin, movers and shakers, a cool monkey, sexy vampires, those who dont believe the hype, button pushers, dirt merchants, ditch diggers, chupacabras, the Anti Christ and every God from every religion all at once so I can get to the bottom of things, Steven Hawkings, The Illuminati, me from a parrelel universe, the man behind the curtain, highlanders, vigilantes, rebels with a cause, pickers, grinners, lovers and sinners, jokers, smokers and midnight tokers, mutants and my 86 GI Joes that someone stole back in the day, but Ill settle for Snake Eyes, Storm Shadow and JInx. As far as all you ladies go, right now Im lookin for some kick ass girls to have some fun with. And hopefully find some that have the potential for something more. But more specificly, any 2 girls who think they can play Beer Pong. Girls who surf. Girls who have tattoos. Girls who start bar fights and the girls who end them. Girls who are Bartenders. Girls that dont watch TRL. Girls who can drive a stick shift. Girls who golf and play soccer. Asian Girls. Redheads. Girls with jet black hair with bright red bangs. Girls who can draw. Girls who can sing. And all the other ones.If I went to school with you and we were cool, say Hi. If I was a dick, tell me why.And if your in my area and can record music, LET ME KNOW