a week of thoughtz lead me to this.... |
You and I took a special chance
the first time we met...
we both knew enough of love,
and life, to understand that
two people don't fall in love,
the grow into it, slowly--
and we'd both been hurt be...
Posted by Dr. FeelgOod on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 11:31:00 PST |
The 1st time...... |
Our first times are the ones
I remember the most...
The first time we met
the first time we talked
the first time you called
and we went out
The first time we were seperated
and I told you I'd miss y...
Posted by Dr. FeelgOod on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 11:15:00 PST |
Meanest mother in the world..... |
I had the meanest mother in the world. While other kids had candy for breakfast, I had to eat cereal, eggs, and toast. While other kids had cokes and candy for lunch, I had a sandwich. As you can gues...
Posted by Dr. FeelgOod on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 05:52:00 PST |
the perfect breakup letter!! |
Dear Susan :
I know the counsellor said we shouldn't contact each other during our "cooling off" period, but I couldn't wait anymore. The day you left, I swore I'd never talk to you again. But that w...
Posted by Dr. FeelgOod on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 06:02:00 PST |
Hey, Baby wanna dance? |
I must have died and gone to heaven becuz your an angel....
This is an example of a classic cheesey pick up line straight out of the
mouth of a egotistical male. Believe it or not ladies it can...
Posted by Dr. FeelgOod on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 03:33:00 PST |
doobie or not doobie?? |
when we first met
I held back so much
afraid to show my deepest feelings
As i got to know you better
you gentleness and honesty
encouraged me to open up
and i started a trust
in you that i never had
...
Posted by Dr. FeelgOod on Fri, 03 Feb 2006 09:15:00 PST |
beer made budwiser....but weed made sense-ta-millionz!! |
Not only do I think marijuana should be legalized, it should be mandatory. Pot is a better drug than alcoholfact! Ill prove it to you: Youre at a ball game or a concert, and someone is really viol...
Posted by Dr. FeelgOod on Tue, 31 Jan 2006 11:03:00 PST |
almost thrown in jail.....god bless mary jane!! |
So Id been working at Kentucky Fried Chicken for a couple of days, making minimum wage, and then I decided to have a great idea. Why not sell weed at the drive-through window? So I came up with a co...
Posted by Dr. FeelgOod on Mon, 30 Jan 2006 08:56:00 PST |
A few ways to determine if your a pothead!! |
Number 1. Your bong gets washed more then your dishes do.....
Number 2. Your couch has seatbelts
Number 3. You...
Posted by Dr. FeelgOod on Fri, 27 Jan 2006 04:35:00 PST |
eatin pussy for dummies!!! |
its all about technique!!
Start slow. Use typical foreplay. You may want to start with her on her back. Stimulate the clitoris. This can be done with a moist finger, or with your tongue. Performing cu...
Posted by Dr. FeelgOod on Sun, 11 Dec 2005 05:33:00 PST |
