For a long time it was Woody Allen but then I met him and couldn't help but grab his hand to shake it which already panicked him and I had a blister on my palm from too much Ikea flatpack allen key action and I think the blister was slightly suppurating (is that the right word? "weeping" perhaps?) and there was this slight suction action as our palms parted because of the whole suppurating/weeping thing and the whole thing was a nightmare so I probably won't write who I want to meet now in case that sort of thing happens again... Next question?...