God...with a six-pack...lifting WEIGHTS
From Classic Rock to Punk, from Metal to Soft rock, and from Grunge to Cabaret. The best of the best include: The Beatles, Bob Dylan, Pink Floyd, Pearl Jam, The Flaming Lips, Interpol, The Doors, Nirvana, Led Zeppelin, AFI (prior to decemberunderground), Modest Mouse, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Dresden Dolls, and anyone else that totally rocks the world...
PBS, TLC before those damn shows about dressing poorly took over, Discovery Channel (especially Dirty Jobs!), Salute Your Shorts, Hey Dude, Rugrats, Doug, Double Dare, What Would You Do?, G.U.T.S., Clarissa Explains it All, Sabrina the Teenage Witch, Frasier, Seinfeld, Family Matters, Roseanne, Step by Step, Full House, Even Stevens, Green Acres, Angry Beavers, Rocko's Modern Life, All That! (1995-1998), Keenan and Kel, Star Trek: The Next Generation, Saved by the Bell, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Power Rangers (before Tommy was the white ranger), Muppet Show, Eureka's Castle, AHH Real Monsters, News to watch Politics (O Reilly is a FAG), Channel 4 Padres ohh yeaahh!!!
Anything by Kurt Vonnegut (Slaughter House 5!!!, Breakfast of Champions, A Man Without a Country, Cat's Cradle, Player Piano.. etc.), The Harry Potter series, Something Wicked This Way Comes by Ray Bradbury, The Boxcar Children series, The Bunnicula series, The Girl Who Loved Tom Gordon by Stephen King
Jesus Christ, John Lennon, Jim Morrison, Paul McCartney, Eddie Vedder, Kurt Vonnegut, Bob Dylan, Johnny Depp, Val Kilmer, and Viewers Like You.