Im grumpy and judgemental and I think I'm way smarter than I actually am (but i'm still mad smart,bitches). I put out on the first date and drink until I embarass my friends. Im currently trying to make ricockulous amounts of money by voluntarilly hopping on every jet going to a warzone and banking mad stacks so eventually I can buy my own island in the emirates and legalize murder and huffing glue. I would also like to build and man a Spanish Galleon and shoot cannon balls at New Jersey from the coast. I'm working on getting my degree in electronics (but that goal might be a little unrealistic compared to the pirate ship and legal murder thing). Self bio's are fuckin queer.
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