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Darvin

About Me

The ruler of all things cooler. An eccentric romantic evil genius sex god.Keeper of the sacred eye of the tiger, Besai Master, house of Kang! Qepla! CURRENT MOON lunar phases

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People who can think for themselves. People who have way more love than hate in their hearts. People who know how to have a good time. People who aspire to greatness, and inspire others as well. People who have more questions than answers. Is that you? If so, then by all means send me a friend request!

My Blog

Did I vanish from your life? Wonder why? Read this.

Its really quite simple, I learned a long time ago that one-sided relationships (where one person gives gives and gives some more, and the other just holds their hand out for more) do not work. They e...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Jul 2009 21:00:00 GMT

Nerdgasm

At 35 I find that its an increasingly rare occurrence for me to feel that childlike wonder and amazement at the world around me. But right now I feel like a little kid at Christmas who got all the coo...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Feb 2009 23:07:00 GMT

I'm kicking the stock market's ass.

Up $1000 last week, and up $1000 today ALONE. All this while the market is tanking bigtime, DOW down 260, S&P is jacked up, Nasdaq...poor Nasdaq. But Darvin? Up up up up. Woke up this morning and I wa...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Feb 2009 09:31:00 GMT

Superbowl Sunday: Who gives a shit?

Its a bit after 10:30am as I begin writing this, all of the football hype that's saturating our media finally clued me in. Oh wow, the super bowl! Yippee! Let's get some beer and chicken-wings and hav...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Feb 2009 09:43:00 GMT

Welcome to the USSA, a neo-cons paradise

I saw this on drudge, and now I have to vent a bit. Socialist Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez mocked George W. Bush as a "comrade" on Wednesday, saying the U.S. president was a hard-line leftist for ...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Oct 2008 05:06:00 GMT

I could go for a day off, truth be told.

A day off, a blowjob, and a home-cooked meal prepared by someone other than myself. That's what I want right now, sounds like heaven...I currently have an opening for a bookkeeper/wife, details availa...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Oct 2008 05:00:00 GMT

Captain Sexys Playhouse Funtime Show Vol. 2

Funny pictures and a witty comment here and there, everybody loves Captain Sexy's playhouse funtime show! Yay!You will enjoy this blog, and tell your friends all about it and send them here as well. S...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Jun 2008 08:53:00 GMT

Suck it, bigots!

First, before I say anything else, I want to take just a moment to give thanks to my parents. Why? For something they failed to do, which many other parents succeed at quite nicely. My parents FAILED ...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 20:54:00 GMT

Want to make easy money (no joke!)

I know I do. I already am.This...is my random act of kindness (that I'm not supposed to tell anybody about) for the day. I have the proverbial "hot stock tip". You would be wise (and richer!) to take ...
Posted by on Thu, 15 May 2008 13:49:00 GMT

Keep yourself alive!

Freddie Mercury. Freddie Mercury! Remember him? Obviously dating myself a little bit here. Argh!He was the singer of Queen, an amazing singer who was struck down by aids. I've been obsessing over him ...
Posted by on Wed, 14 May 2008 09:32:00 GMT