On Drinking (& the artistic process) |
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Posted by on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 10:44:00 GMT |
On Minimalism |
Like a cartoon eyeball dangling by its retina from an empty orb, the light bulb - suspended by a frayed electrical cord from an exposed ceiling light socket swung over Fitzgerald's skull. Its ...
Posted by on Fri, 11 May 2007 14:59:00 GMT |
On Fame |
Fitzgerald, slightly inebriated, stumbled out after his Cabernet lunch from his favorite Italian restaurant, Raffallo's, at the corner of Hollywo...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 05:53:00 GMT |
On Superficiality |
ON SUPERFICIALITY
The author had secured a position selecting contestants for Merv Griffin's new game show, Hooray for Hollywood! An eager applicant stood up in front of Fitzgerald, the g...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 00:13:00 GMT |
On Being an Original Creation (Reflections on Style & Nonconformity) |
Fitzgerald's elegant majesty darted effortlessly, like a pinball, through the crowds of the 3rd Street Promenade in Santa Monica. The corneas of random strangers followed his every movemen...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 15:47:00 GMT |
On Chastity |
ON CHASTITY
The blond starlet emerged from her shower, toweled off her freshly tanned extremities, and sprinkled her talented bosom with choice perfumes, an uneven bikini tan line the only geometric ...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 07:22:00 GMT |
Fitzgerald's Funeral (On the Development of Life Goals) |
FITZGERALD'S FUNERAL
(ON THE DEVELOPMENT OF LIFE GOALS)
&nbs...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 01:39:00 GMT |
Fitzgerald Incarcerated! |
How did I, Fitzgerald, a gentleman of esteem in the Hollywood community, find myself in a dank, dreary four by five jail cell? To my right s...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 14:40:00 GMT |
