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Jesus Christ

About Me

single and ready to mingle. live by the firm rule of hit it and quit it. people do what i tell them to cause they think i'm a badass. and people do what i didn't tell them to and pretend i said it cause they know how much people sweat my nuts and will do what i say. i really like beatin the shit outa stupid kids in sports like baseball basketball football and running over kids with my carball. but seriously take this seriously cause its serious

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People who are on a fast track to hell. So i can comfort them and assure them their is a better way. Then once they have accepted me into their lives have my way with them, pass'm to a few of my buddys, then sell them into sex slavery.

My Blog

broken hearts are for assholes (and i'm an asshole..)

So today Mon, March 5, 2007, at 10:06 am PST the only women i have every loved dumped me. Yes, i know, she abandoned me and moved to Arizona. And sure it was just a matter of time, or some shit. but s...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 20:34:00 GMT