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dan

I HAVE AN INCREDIBLE BODY-- (I once swallowed a pound and poo'd two fifties)

About Me

A brief bit about me- My name is Dan and I'm in Liverpool studying German. I'm not gonna say I'm shy, complex, very pretty or particularly interesting -cos that would all be bullshit: however interesting things do happen around me. The other day I got attacked by a rat as I tried to pee in a lane! If you want to hear this interesting anecdote and many others then add me as a friend.

My Interests

SHAKESPERE EAT YOUR NOB OFF.

I'd like to meet:

I 'd like to meet anybody really. I don't care if your a mass murderer, so long as your a mass murderer who knows how to have a laugh. nb- you should never have a laugh at someone elses expense unless that person in question has a moustache or works for the post office.

Music:

The Beatles, The Killers, blah blah...

Movies:

T rainspotting, The Shining, Layer Cake

Television:

S hameless, Peep Show, Top Gear

Books:

B ooks with lots of shooting and a picture of an explosion on the cover. It may not be high literature, but at least it doesn't involve some boaring tosser called Mr Darcy and his silly bint of a girlfriend Ms Jane who don't even shag in it- That book took ages and there wasn't even a bit of boob. WASTE OF TIME!

Heroes:

R oger Moore!!!