DENIO

I pee sitting down. I find it relaxing. Im a frustrated musician. My stage name is Babi Dorki. I play guitar and sing but Im not very good so I pay the bills designing beautiful homes. I can watch the David Hasselhof "drunk" video all day long and not get bored of it. My ADD is out of control. Im obsessed with Morrissey and his music. Also totally obsessed with Sasha Baron Cohens 3 charachters. I have really bad asthma. My nose is big and its getting bigger. I have a fantasy of making an architectural presentation to a new client wearing an iced out grille with fangs. I love goth chicks but they dont like me. I like big butts. Im too old to be on myspace but I think Myspace is brilliant. My gut is huge and its actually scaring people away at this point. I care what people think about me. I date women that make me Krazy. I have broken a lot of hearts and I am now paying for it. I kinda want green colored contacts but I know I will look like a damn fool. I get along with every one....accept for this one bitch that works at my drycleaners. I cant spell. I Love both my parents. James Blunt sucks. I can admit when Im wrong. My clock is ticking. I scream like a woman when i see a roach. I prefer The Cheesecake Factory to Nobu. I give importance to shit thats not important. I LOVE Sarah Silverman.If I check my myspace and dont have a message or friend request i get get a little sad inside. NPR all day long. I was cool in high school and now Im a dork. I wish I wasnt so materialistic. I love my dogs but I dont bathe them enough. I love chocalate milk. Too many sentences beginning with I. Ayn Rand would be mortified. There is more but you dont care. You just wanna see my pictures. Click here to get your own network banner - Over 760 to choose from Hot-lyts.com