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About Me

I am an articulate atrocity. But I’m so laconic that I’m rarely accused of it. I’m more often accused of being an elitist. I suppose this is because I have little tolerance for the rude. Since the rude are frequently daft, I often end up verbally slaughtering the daft and looking like an intellectual snob. But, to tell the truth, I get along with anyone as long as he or she can bear the burden of civilized conversation easily upon his or her shoulders.

My favorite pastime entails some spare change and construction adhesive. A good friend of mine calls it the intellectual’s version of watching the paint dry. Very few people find this as entertaining as I do. My sense of humor gets me into trouble and my sarcasm keeps me there. I’m a nocturnal, pacifist, Discordian, rivetgoth, Trotskyite ...y me gusta Tequila.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Deceased: Allan Ginsberg, Mitch Hedberg, George Carlin, Johnny Cash, Oscar Wilde.
Still ticking: Someone I can dance my ass off with. A few like-minded individuals would be nice.

   
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Morbidly idealistic, I am.

I think I might be the kind of person who spends her whole life looking for a cause to die for. How romantic. So, I just woke up in the bathtub with cold water assailing me. I don't remember anything...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 22:25:00 GMT

...y huevos realmente malos.

As I tire of my home situation and my cousin contemplates moving next weekend, I have decided to look for a new place to live. Yes, I will still graduate (I will not close doors on myself). I just thi...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 15:23:00 GMT

No plans, just ideas

It seems that there will be a change in my plans. Well, I suppose it would be a change in my ideas, because I refuse to make plans. But I digress. I was cleaning my room last week when I happened upon...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Jan 2008 06:32:00 GMT

Curses...

Methinks I was horribly wrong to get my hopes up. But that's okay. I at least have a new friend. Unless, of course, I've scared him away. Quite possible. I get so messy... Uhh... Tequila?
Posted by on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 19:57:00 GMT

Hmmm...

Methinks I may have met my match.
Posted by on Sun, 30 Dec 2007 22:50:00 GMT

Processing, PROCESSING!

I teeter tottered in the park with Sawyer today. It was badass. Now we're throwing pennies into my torchette lame, which is acting as a basin. Perhaps my time on break is being ill spent? Preposterous...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Dec 2007 16:17:00 GMT

I know something you don’t know...

Bliss.
Posted by on Fri, 21 Dec 2007 22:43:00 GMT

Updates...

I've been pretty busy as of late, so here are some things that may interest my neglected friends: -I'm corset training. It's going well thus far. -School is going well and is the cause of my neglect....
Posted by on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 00:33:00 GMT

Learn to forget...

The tour was a nice break from reality. I walked two miles at 1am in Gary, Indiana (the murder capitol of the world) for a Faygo. In my defense, I didn't know what state I was in-let alone the city. I...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 14:47:00 GMT

Home

I lick my brain in silence Rather squeeze my head instead Midget man provoking violence Listen not to what I said I said please calm it down Everything is turning brown Mutilated lips give a kiss on...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 00:56:00 GMT