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Benedict the Butcher

I AM THE BUTCHER FEAR MY STRENGTH OR DIE ON MY SWORD!!!!!!!

About Me

My name is Jake. Born in raised in State College, WOOT (not really though it kinda sucks). My parents are Mormon, which really sucks growing up because mormonism has all these insane rules. I have an older brother and a younger brother, names being Lewis and Zach. Lewis is a pretty cool guy, but he and I used to beat the shit out of eachother for no apparent reason. Boredom might have been a main one. I'm twenty one, and I was born in July. Fun stuff, lemme tell ya. I like music a lot. It's one of my passions. I listen to Metallica a lot, they're my favorite band.
Take the quiz:
What kind of muscle car are you?

1969 Dodge Charger R/T
You are a 1969 Dodge Charger R/T! You love your car.....it hauls ass, but you really don't like the new charger at all...at least you know you can whoop on it! You love burning rubber....but hate buying more and more tires...
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You scored as Fighter. The questing knight, the conquering warlord, the king's champion, the elite foot soldier, the hardened mercenary, and the bandit king-are all fighters.

Fighter


90%

Sorcerer


80%

Barbarian


80%

Paladin


60%

Ranger


60%

Rogue


60%

Bard


50%

Druid


50%

Cleric


30%

Monk


30%

Wizard


10%
Which D&D Class Are You?
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You scored as You are normal horny!. You like sex. Boobs and penises are dandy. But you dont want to jump on people who you think are hot and make wild crazy love to them all day long!

Your soul is constantly horny!


100%

You are normal horny!


100%

Your soul is not horny!


35%
is y0ur s0ul h0rny?
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You scored as the desert. you will die in a desert because you like going to the desert to ride your dirtbike and your too stupid to know that you should be wearing a helmet so you die from a head concousion. nice one loser

the desert


81%

a dark alley


69%

a public restroom


69%

a hospital


50%

your house


50%
what location will your death take place
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You scored as Werewolf. You are a werewolf. You are sometimes irrational and easily irritated. Your anger and other emotions run your life, yet you long for a companion, though you dare not seek one for fear of harming them. Your soul is good, but your body wills you into darkness.

Werewolf


100%

Death


83%

Vampyre


83%

Faery


75%

Merrow


58%

god/goddess


58%

Mermaid


58%

Alien


50%

Changling


33%

Angel


17%
Your inner mystical creature
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Your Love Element Is Earth
In love, you have consistency and integrity.
For you, love is all about staying grounded and centered.
You attract others with your zest for life and experiences.
Your flirting style is defined by setting the scene, creating a unique moment in time.
Steady progress and stability are the cornerstones of your love life.
You may take things too slowly, but you never put your heart at risk.
You connect best with: Fire
Avoid: Wood
You and another Earth element: need each other too much to build a good foundation What Element Is Your Love? You have a sexual IQ of 156
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends.
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My Interests



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Soul Calibur and all sequels, other video games, hunting, off-roading, sex, tv, Metallica, Megadeth, drinking, blacksmithing, armor, swords, medievil weaponry, reading

I'd like to meet:

James Hetfield, Optimus Prime, the rest of Metallica,Death, vida guerra... People.

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go here for makin one of your own

Music:

Metallica
Mudvayne
Megadeth
AC/DC
Black Sabbath
Lords of Acid
Avenged Sevenfold
Slipknot
Crossfade
KoRn
Rob Zombie
Green Jelly
Rammstein
Six feet Under
Mushroomhead
Motorhead
Dope
Life of Agony
Gwar
Cradle of Filth
Fear Factory
Trivium
Disturbed
Drowning Pool
Guns N Roses
Insane Clown Posse
Iron Maiden
Judas Preist
Jet
Jimi Hendrix
Killswitch Engage
Lamb of God
Misfits
Motley Crue
Mudvayne
Bob Dylan
JOHNNY CASH
Nine Inch Nails
Nirvana
Orgy
Otep
Ozzy Osbourne
Pantera
Papa Roach
Pink Floyd
Puddle of Mudd
Rage Against the Machine
Seether
Evanescence
Shinedown
Slayer
Smashing Pumpkins
Styx
Static-X
Sublime
System of a Down
Three Days Grace
Velvet Revolver
Stone Temple Pilots
Weird Al Yankovic
Billy Idol
Foo Fighters
Queens of the Stone Age
Alice in Chains
Godsmack
Dropkick Murphys
Ted Nugent

Movies:

Transformers, The Lord of the Rings trilogy, Star Wars sextet, Pirates of the Caribbean, The Punisher, Kung Fu Hustle, Appleseed, Brolli the Legendary Super Sayian, Bojack Unbound, Conan the Barbarian, X-men, Spiderman, Hellboy, Harold and Kumar go to White Castle, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Army of Darkness, The Boondock Saints, The Devils Rejects, School of Rock, Necessary Roughness, Underworld, Fantastic Four, The Longest Yard, Bad Boys, Bad Boys 2, Blade trilogy *not trinity, but all three of them*, The Fast and the Furious, Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within, Harry Potter movies, Remember the Titans, Pitch Black, Chronicles of Riddick, Mr. and Mrs. Smith, Red Sonya, Cinderella Man, Shrek, Shrek 2, Airheads, Big Daddy, The Hunchback of Notre Dame, Mr. Deeds, Billy Madison, Happy Gilmore... All that I can think of at the moment...

Television:

Transformers, Dragonball Z, Berserk, Gundam Wing, Gundam 08TH MS T, Outlaw Star, Inuyasha, Neon Genesis Evangelion, S-Cry-Ed, Family Guy, Futurama, Firefly, Angel, Star Trek: The Next Generation, Trucks, Overhaulin, Danny Phantom, The Fairly Oddparents, Invder Zim, Stargate SG-1, Stargate Atlantis, CSI: Crime Scene Investigation, X, Full Metal Alchemist, Read or Die, Robotech, Swat Cats, Thundercats, He-man *new and old*, Mythbusters, Video Mods, Happy Tree Friends, Voltron, Escflowne, The Tick, The New Yankee Workshop, Painting with Bob Ross or whatever, Cowboy Bebop, Samurai Champoo, Big O, Zoids, Zoids: Chaotic Century, Trigun... More a bit later.

Books:


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Heroes:


You Are Absinthe
You are a sloppy drunk, purposely so
If drinking doesn't make you feel crazy, it's not any fun
Truth be told, you tend to prefer drugs to drinking
But you'd never pass up any absinthe that came your way! What Alcoholic Drink Are You?

My Blog

My son

Just wanted to let everyone know that Malachi Edward Benedict will be here September 13th (if he isn't stubborn like his father). Carol and I just found out his sex, that being obviously male. So, ye...
Posted by Benedict the Butcher on Fri, 02 May 2008 07:49:00 PST

my mind is in pieces

Never Again. I'll slit my throat with the knife I pulled out of my spine. Maybe when you find out that I'm dead, you'll realize what you did to me.And if my lungs still let me breathe, would you be t...
Posted by Benedict the Butcher on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 07:24:00 PST

To all my friends... Hi

HI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah, pretty much writing this because I'm lazy... Commenting blows... But Hi....
Posted by Benedict the Butcher on Wed, 21 Dec 2005 04:26:00 PST