Insulting the obvious character flaws of people, passing gas at inappropriate times, writing, mispelling words and creating gramatical errors which bother most people yet leave me unphased, throwing things at people, making out, listening to music, frisbee, eating free food, watching other people do really difficult things that I would never attempt to try and laughing at them when they are unsucessful, slapping Josh Rice across his big Lakeside face.
I wish this section was who would you like to fight. I'm not a violent person, but since I'm anti-social I don't really want to meet anyone, but I'd like to fight..... Fred Savage Kid Rock (sedated) Mini Kiss George W. Bush (and all those associated with him) Billy Corrigan The black dude from Lost Jaleel White (Urkle) The chick that played Blossom Charles Mingus' son who plays bass in a pop band (What the Fuck!!!) Miles Davis (1983) A Perfect Circle (there would be more Tool albums if they didn't exist) Bill O'Reilly (A long line to kick his ass, but well worth the wait) The fat guy that ate my sandwhich when I was stoned and hungry at a concert in Boston ALL TECHNO DJS (sorry.......well not really) the cast of Full House Steven Spielberg (War of the Worlds sucked that much) This dreadlocked guy who sold me squares of loose-leaf at a Phish show in New Jersey which I purchased to impress this hot girl I was trying to kick game to Marvin Gaye's father Everyone in our band except for SteveI should probably just update this list every few days
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Do Make Say Think, Jeff Tweedy, Dr. Dog, Jeff Mangum, Sufijan Stevens, Bill Withers, Arcade Fire, Mastodon, Leonard Cohen, Hugh Masekela, Johnny Cash, Elliot Smith, Velvet Underground, Built to Spill, Clinic, Black Keys, Al Green, the Raconteurs, Thom Yorke, Andrew Bird, Antibalas, Neil Young, Queens of the Stone Age, TV on the Radio, Tom Petty, Red Sparrow, Bennevento Russo Duo, Mars Volta, Jacob Fred Jazz Oddessy, K23, Mingus, Jane's Addiction, Digable Planets, Company Flow, John Coltrane, Hella, Radiohead, Grateful Dead, Phish, King Crimson, Beatles, Mr. Bungle, Wilco, System of A Down, the Pixies, John McLaughlin, Silver Mount Zion, Godspeed, Anti Pop Consortium, Tea Leaf Green, Bob Dylan, Butterfield Blues Band, Jimi Hendrix, Neutral Milk Hotel, Spiritualized, Nirvana, Curtis Mayfield, James Brown, Sam Cooke, Bjork, Rage Against the Machine, Tool, Mark Lanegan, Queens of the Stone Age, Sunny Day Real Estate, Alice Coltrane, Donald Byrd, the Shins, Devandra Bahnart, Modest Mouse, Marvin Gaye, the Rachels, At the Drive In, the Make Up, MMW, Murder City Devils, Cannibal Ox, Pinback, Bill Hicks, Bright Eyes
Eternal Sunshine, Waking Life, the Royal Tannenbaums, Star Wars (Original versions of original movies and 63% of the last one), Meeting People is Easy, Koyaanisqatsi, Baraka, A Very Long Engagement, the preceding were to make me seem smart and arty, Old School, Die Hards, Lethal Weapon 1, Fight Club, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, Tombstone, Lord Of the Rings, Superbad, the Departed, Casino a bunch of other shit
Lost, Family Guy, Simpsons, South Park, Futurama, Critic, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Days of Our Lives (God help me I wish I was joking about this last one)
Any Tom Robbins, Kurt Vonnegut, Schrödinger's Cat, Langston Hughes, Hafiz and Rumi
Mom & Larry David