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Kato Kaelin

I'll tell ya who are bad people......Horses are bad people

About Me

Well....I wish my hair was emo cuz then it would cut itself. I don't know if ya heard but i'm kind of a big deal. Back from my travels for now. Landed in this one horse town called Summerland. Well, it's not as bad as I make it sound. Kinda disapointed in the "mountains" after all the years in Jasper, but I guess I can make due for now. My msn is [email protected] if ya wanna know more
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Kato
Birthday: way back when....bc
Birthplace: a uterus
Eye Color: chesnut hazel oakish blue
Hair Color: translusent
Height: 6'4'
Right Handed or Left Handed: switch hitter!
Your Heritage: Spanish, Scottish and Scottish!
The Shoes You Wore Today: Bad ass circa's with skateboard blood all over 'em
Your Weakness: beautiful ladeez and deep powder
Your Fears: lady bugz
Your Perfect Pizza: lady bugz
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: to achieve
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: wtf is this?
Thoughts First Waking Up: who the fuk is this?
Your Best Physical Feature: mohogany
Your Bedtime: when the time is right
Your Most Missed Memory: being invincible
Pepsi or Coke: no!!!!!
MacDonalds or Burger King: jenny craig....is that a valid answer?
Single or Group Dates: I don't discriminate
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: I disciminate, neither, I don't like their colour
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate...I like the colour
Cappuccino or Coffee: both, at the same time... through a funnel
Do you Smoke: I do believe
Do you Swear: Only if ur a bitch
Do you Sing: Only to u
Do you Shower Daily: 15 times a day
Have you Been in Love: Yeah but the law prevents a human and bovine from matrimony
Do you want to go to College: regret it
Do you want to get Married: Is this a proposal?
Do you belive in yourself: only if u do
Do you get Motion Sickness: only while in motion
Do you think you are Attractive: does a bear shit in the woods?
Are you a Health Freak: no....I shit in the woods
Do you get along with your Parents: Sure
Do you like Thunderstorms: No, I would rather a porsche but who am I to complain?
Do you play an Instrument: I suppose
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: r u a narc
In the past month have you Smoked: I think I need my phone call
In the past month have you been on Drugs: I plead the 5th, ahhh fuk it's canada?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: do u couny?
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:&..39;
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: I live in a box of oreos
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: I am sushi
In the past month have you been on Stage: Once but no pole involved so it doesn't count
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: awwww yeah!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: only your heart honey
Ever been Drunk: ever?
Ever been called a Tease: once, but tell ur mom it's over!
Ever been Beaten up: yeah but she was like 9 ft tall 400 lbs
Ever Shoplifted: yeah but I was 4
How do you want to Die: with a smile
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a giraffe, no a lion.....I don't know
What country would you most like to Visit:
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: I like eyes
Favourite Hair Color: hair is good
Short or Long Hair: ok
Height: sure
Weight: why not
Best Clothing Style: I guess I like squirrells
Number of Drugs I have taken: u r a narc aren't ya?
Number of CDs I own: what does that have to do with drugs?
Number of Piercings: again?
Number of Tattoos: 4, no 5.... I think
Number of things in my Past I Regret: No regrets just temporay lapses in judgement
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My Interests

i like music, snow , water, air, air is good and good for ya too. I like rollin down the street smokin Indo sippin on gin and juice....Laid back.....wit my mind on my money and my money on my mind. I like sk8tin, surfin, kayakin, campin, climbin, drinkin, snowmaboardin/skiin, chillin, clubbin, women, bikin you know all the good things that end with "in" I am 97% Asshole/Bitch.
.. I am one of those people that love to hear the sound of their voice. That and my lousy attitude make for a mixture as toxic next-day-mexican-dinner-ass-drip. Take the
Asshole/Bitch Test
@ FualiDotCom

I'd like to meet:

Allen Ginsberg, Edgar Allan Poe, Debbie Harry, Andy Warhol, Richard Hell, Billy Burroughs, Joey Ramone, Muhammad Ali, god and satan at the same time, you, 2pac, biggie, susan musgrave basically anyone who is dead or has something meaningful to say. Some sexy,beautiful women who are honest, interesting, down to earth and totally fuckin nutz! Ohhh and anyone who can show me how to make a decent page on here.

Music:


punk fuckin rock....sonance, misfits, bad religion, strung out, SNFU, good riddance, pennywise, John Frusciante, RHCP, waylon jennings, lagawagon, aceyalone, turbonegro, mike ness, screeching weasel, social distortion, the boss, blowfly, tupac, bob dylan, bob marley, and bob what's his name, Death hop.... Necro is the best....i love that guy!townes van zandt, corb lund, MF DOOM A.K.A vyktor vaughn, slick rick, classified, hot snakes, willie nelson, johnny cash........yeah that's right johnny cash is punkrock. shit this could go on forever and i ain't got that long!

Movies:

don't be a menace to south central while drinkin your juice in tha hood, and horror movies...zombies, john cassavetes, ichi the killer, vampires anything with blood and intestines ooohh i like intestines!!!!!anything by David Lynch, really cheesey horror

Television:

i like barnie, he's fuckin purple! you can't argue with logic like that!

Books:

fear and loathing in las vegas, anything by: Paolo Coelho, Albert Camus, Victor Bockris, Douglas Coupland, the godfathers the dictionary...it's a good one!

Heroes:

your my heroe....no wait! I'm my heroe. I can have more than one! In that case....we're my heroes