I'm a storyteller. I fall in love with a story. Storyville is a great spot. I fell from four stories once. You know how Mary Kay Letourneau and Vili Fualaau hooked up, teacher-student style? Yeah, horniest story EVER!
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TURN ONS:
Well-scripted television
Comedians -- not hacks
Conscious hip-hop
Major metropolitan areas that are near a large body of water
Discourse about whether or not someone has "gigantism"
Professional wrestling in the late 90s
- Using bullets
Shit that's new
Flipping channels to compare HD and regular NTSC broadcasts
Final Draft v. 7
TV Guide Crosswords
TURN OFFS:
Credit
People trying to tell me
Hoisin
Monkeys dancing with toothbrushes
About three or four members of the '85-'86 Kids Incorporated cast. By the way, best use of the paint wipe EVER!
A is for Amel Larrieux
B is for Breakestra
C is for Crown City
D is for Dwele
E is for E. Badu
F is for Floetry
G is for Greyboy
H is for Hil St.
I is for India.Arie
J is for J Dilla
K is for Kindred
L is for Ledisi
M is for Madlib
N is for N'dea Davenport
O is for Oh No
P is for Platinum Pied
Q is for Quasimoto
R is for The Roots Crew
S is for Stevie
T is for Talib Greene
U is for UTD
V is for Viv Green
W is for Wax Poetic
X is for X-Manang Jennifer
Y is for Yesterdays New Quintet
Z is for Zap Mama
Fuck that and fuck you movies.
I only watch two things on television...Da Ali G Show, and of course Cash Cab.
Allen Carr's EASYWAY to Quit Smoking. But it's the worst ending in the history of books.
Charlie Kaufman, Akiva Goldsman