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Heather Elise

just waiting on my penis fish....

About Me


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Im obsessed with STARS
I love sports and ESPN
I like my ink strategically placed
Movies and TV make me cry
Im as sarcastic and straight forward as they come
During cold weather I love driving with the windows down, the sunroof open and the heat on
I don't carry a purse...ever!
I do a lot for other people which has gotten me absolutely no where in life, but i continue to do it anyway
My mom is my best friend, I tell her everything
I definitely think too much and therefor over anaylze everything
I have incredible work ethic...I get from my mama
I have family on Long Island and visit them as often as possible
I don't need to be entertained
Im a primetime TV junkie...no really
It took me 5 years to get a bachelors degree that I don't even use
I drive fast and have severe road rage
I can be your best friend or your worst enemy
I love my music loud
TiVo is the best thing ever invented
I love my car and dont go anywhere without it
I love to dance, but only by myself
Queens are my shit, so if one flops...get outta my pot!
I write lists for everything
Sunday is football day!
I love kids, but dont want my own
I hate beer, but I drink it anyway
I support the local band scene and love live music
I could people watch for hours, especially at the bar
I spend ridiculous amounts of money on shoes
I'm completely against drunk driving
I get along better with guys than girls
Im obsessed with court TV and the A&E channel
I swear....a lot...and i like it!
I can sleep at anytime for any duration as long as Im in my bed
I dont hold grudges, even though sometimes I probably should
I seem to only like boys that dont like me, and the only boys that like me are the ones that I dont like...go figure
I believe religion to be the root of all evil
Im not a fucking blonde...its red bitches!!!
Im great at giving advice, but I cant take it
Id wear sneakers and sweats everyday if I could
I guess im a little jaded, atleast thats what ive been told
I know nothing about fashion, and I like it that way
Jager and tequila are my drinks of choice
I'd much rather be busy than bored
I have an attitude...deal with it
I don't expect everyone to like me, so don't expect me to like everyone either
I apologize even when I've done nothing wrong, but apologies dont mean shit to me
Guys are presumed assholes until proven otherwise
I hate when people play with my hair
I love philosophical conversation even though I may not fully understand the entire discussion
I'm extremely paranoid and very observant
If the sun is shining, I'm outside
I have low self esteem but put off like i dont
I say what im thinking, even when i shouldnt
I cant function with out my daily dose of starbucks...iced skim white mocha, mmmm!
I shop when im sad...and when im not
Crying makes me feel better
I constantly shake because its calming to me
I'm the pickiest eater you will ever meet...but im a cheap date
My mom is the only person that i need in this life
I'm always learning, although i believe i already know everything
I'm impatient and crave attention
I use being a girl to my advantage
I'd rather take a bath than a shower
Im so naive, but im working on it
Most recently I've been called neurotic
I hate the yankees, the cowboys, and the lakers!
I love my job, and im damn good at it too
I dont eat or drink after people, i guess you could call me a germaphobe...
Im afraid to get my hair cut, always have been
My eighteen year old sister not only looks older than me, but thinks she is too
Im very opinionated, but consider myself open-minded
Im competitive like a guy
I suck at relationships, especially the important ones
Im giving, but selfish
Sometimes I cant figure out why i do the things that i do
I choose to be surrounded by positive people so that I am the only pessimist
I LOVE...
girls night out, football, Katt Williams, poker, tattoos, TiVo, giraffes, dancing by myself, stars, Jacko, tulips, MooMoo, extra sweet southern style iced tea, kids, butterflies, Nikes, chocolate covered pretzels, the Wizards, tequila, my kitties, talkin shit, sarcasm, caramel apples, sweet boys, s'mores, live music, Ned Devines, attention, egg nog, pocket Queens, Pumas, the playoffs, giving gifts, nerd rope, catching the my inside straight draw on the river, making out, contessa cookies, Bridges, the Redskins, italian ices, never have i ever, jager bombs, crazy conversations with josh and andy, lucky charms, nail polish, driving with the windows down, reggae, the beach, anything fleece, my bed, naps, chocolate milk, New York, IHOP, iced vente skim white mochas, 6th gear, ice cream, meeting new people, snow, red wine, Jack Bauer, sleeping in, interesting conversation, secrets, ESPN, poker night with the boys, surprises, cover bands, anything bamboo, shopping, jasmine's with the fam, all day events, glass, pictures, making people laugh, pitbulls, being in love....
I HATE...
liars, assholes, tattoos on peoples legs, car accidents, pointy heels, Fairfax County Narcotics Unit, the Cowboys, people that drink and drive, putting on make up, the stalker, the Yankees, guys with low self-esteem, ex. girlfriends, automatic transmissions, carrying a purse, waking up in the morning, dumb girls, people that dont neuter their animals, sloppy drunks, drama, people with OCD, waiting, doing laundry, cheaters...

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My Interests

REDSKINS FOOTBALL!!!!

hanging out with the beantree girls, poker, music, spades, sports, Redskins, Wizards, Orioles - home team bitches, shopping, learning new things, meeting new people, dancing, babysitting, Neds in Sterling, movie night, cover bands, hangin out with ma and sis, playing with Jacko, being around little kids, comedy shows, sleepovers, playing games, uno, being around good people, the local music scene...

I'd like to meet:

Positive people...

Anyone thats real...
AIM - Brcheer00

A man that is willing to take a chance on love

Music:


Love me some REGGAE!! if you dont know who SOJA is, you gotta check 'em out! also....some rock, 80's, good hip hop, pretty much anything...Black Eyed Peas, Kanye West, Outkast, Missy, Maroon 5, Weezer, Michael Jackson, Fugees, Matchbox 20, Ben Harper, Garth, Clipse, Aerosmith, Billy Joel, Justin Timberlake, Tom Petty, Damien Marley, Prince, Slum Village, O.A.R, Akon, Pharoh Monch, Fuel, Matisyahu, Gorillaz...

Movies:

All About the Benjamins, Rounders, Orange County, How High, Half Baked, Saw, Crash, Dickie Roberts, Hostage, The Shinning, Almost Famous, The Beach, Major League, Forrest Gump, Corky Romano, True Romance, 28 days, Girl Interrupted, Mr. Deeds, Labyrinth, Bad Boys, Primal Fear, Dirty Dancing, 50 first dates, Harold and Kumar, School of Rock...

Television:



24 - Jack is back bitches!!! Prison Break, Nip Tuck, CSI, Rescue Me, Sportscenter, Saved, Windfall, Black Donnellys, Without a Trace, American Idol, Law and Order, October Road, House, Forensic Files, American Justice, Crossing Jordan, Grey's Anatomy, AMW, So You Think You Can Dance, Vanished....

Books:

He's Just Not That Into You, Anything Grisham, Life ColorsThe Landlord

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Heroes:

Just ma...and Jack Bauer!!!

My Blog

hes still just not that into you

"I'm about to make a wild, extreme, and severe relationship rule: The word "busy" is a load of crap and is most often used by assholes.  The word "busy is the relationship Weapon of Mass Destruct...
Posted by Heather Elise on Tue, 18 Dec 2007 11:53:00 PST

Hes just not that into you...

"You are all dating the same guy..." "Hey. I know that guy you're dating." "Yeah, I do.  He's that guy that's so tired from work, so stressed about the project he's working on.  He's just be...
Posted by Heather Elise on Tue, 18 Dec 2007 10:26:00 PST

Jack Bauer

If everyone on "24" followed Jack Bauer's instructions, it would be called "12". If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he'd shoot Nina twic...
Posted by Heather Elise on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 03:26:00 PST

just me

>Everything people want to know about you...and then some"The basics"FULL NAME?:Heather Elise BIRTHDAY?:3.15.82 BIRTHPLACE?:Ravenna, Ohio HEIGHT?:5'4 HAIR COLOR?:red EYE COLOR?:blue ZODIAC SIGN?:pisce...
Posted by Heather Elise on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 06:41:00 PST

one flaw in women...

ONE FLAW IN WOMEN Women have strengths that amaze men.They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy.They smile when they want to scream.They sing when they want to ...
Posted by Heather Elise on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 08:11:00 PST

poker bitches!!!

Royal Flush (4 possible hands in 2,598,960. Chance to get one: 0.000154%) Straight Flush (36 possible hands in 2,598,960. Chance to get one: 0.00139%) Four of a Kind (624 possible hands in 2,598,96...
Posted by Heather Elise on Sun, 05 Mar 2006 08:56:00 PST

Semi accurate I guess

Advanced Global Personality Test Results Extraversion |||||||||||||||||||| 83% Stability || 10% Orderliness |||||||||||||| 56% Accommodation |||||||||||||||||||| 90% Interdependence |||||||...
Posted by Heather Elise on Thu, 02 Mar 2006 11:21:00 PST