here's your eighty-three cent refund you fucking monster |
as i was heading over to the employee lounge (chair behind the dumpster) at Kokua last night with a coffee mug in one hand and a cigarette in the other, a woman approached me in th...
Posted by on Thu, 11 May 2006 14:22:00 GMT |
fuck all |
man, that whole faith in humanity thing sure was fun for a while.
Posted by on Thu, 04 May 2006 13:16:00 GMT |
dear social life |
it was nice knowing you. now i am a grown up and i am leaving you for stupid grown up things. it's too bad life is ridiculous and everybody is crazy. ah well.
Posted by on Thu, 04 May 2006 06:54:00 GMT |
east side pride |
this morning in kaneohe i got to play with one of those turntable setups where the music is all on the computer but if you scratch the fake record it makes the music scratch. technology is creepy. i p...
Posted by on Sat, 18 Feb 2006 11:12:00 GMT |
here's a fun game |
guess what i was doing when i got hit by a car today: a. running a red light b. running a stop sign c. going the wrong way on a one way street d. obeying all traffic laws
Posted by on Wed, 01 Feb 2006 03:43:00 GMT |
emily, you are a sucker and i love you for it |
we found a house! me raven & ben are going to sign the lease today and tomorrow we start moving in.
Posted by on Fri, 13 Jan 2006 08:59:00 GMT |
life evens the score |
tonight at the co-op i was ringing up a guy from Portland. when he asked how i liked living in hawaii i said "it's ok, but there aren't enough dead cops." i said that because the guy i was ringing up ...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Jan 2006 01:44:00 GMT |
inevitably |
how do i take somebody off my friends list?
Posted by on Tue, 10 Jan 2006 08:41:00 GMT |
a true story |
Today on the street I heard somebody calling my name. "Have you been to Germany?" he asked.I replied that I had not. He handed me a chocolate egg wrapped in foil. Inside the egg was a capsule, and ins...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Dec 2005 23:50:00 GMT |
ode to the people's arugula |
dearest watercress, how do i love thee? let me count the ways:
1. green
2. zesty
3. like arugula
4. but cheaper
Posted by on Sat, 10 Dec 2005 00:50:00 GMT |
