A Riddle |
I am a Malaysian man.
I wear glasses.
I live in Ruislip Manor.
I have a wife and two daughters.
I am Jeremy Choo - who am i?
That's the kind of lateral thinking that will keep you awake at nigh...
Posted by on Sun, 21 Dec 2008 09:16:00 GMT |
my eyes |
are so dry
as is my mouth
argh ach ach that is the sound of me screaming and then coughing because i do not have enough saliva in me to maintain a good level of moisture in my mouth which prevents me ...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Nov 2008 16:41:00 GMT |
facebook is depressing |
My feed is always full of things about people that I don't care to know
Stephen White got facebook, did you hear? so far his wall is full of people saying YOU GOT FACEBOOK and YOU GOT FACEBOOK?
Y...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Oct 2008 21:06:00 GMT |
lesprit descalier |
haunts me every night, without fail.But I should never be trusted with a time machine because I would go back and change too much, or maybe nothing at all. Either way everything would probably ...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Aug 2008 01:41:00 GMT |
"eurgh. put your disgusting non-tits away" |
[N.B. I've finished but I'm adding this at the top. 6:09 - I was proof reading. But now I can't be fucked so if there are any mistakes (which I know everyone is looking out for) I apologis...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Aug 2008 02:08:00 GMT |
one day |
i will get round to writing a blog on poetic junkies and idiot junkies who are imposters and naive junkies who just don't know any better. i even have examples.maybe i'll write it on the train tomorro...
Posted by on Fri, 04 Jul 2008 17:05:00 GMT |
im quite content |
the research are getting it back together
i have found a fondness in my heart for cobra, which i thought would never be there
and i can be completely lazy until wednesday
but i should stop goin...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Jun 2008 19:35:00 GMT |
making way for About Me 2008, five and a half months in |
WILLIAM, BY CHLOE.I am William.But people call me silly things;Willybum, Bumface, Bum, Gayface, Penishead, Willy-hamYes.[EDIT - THIS DOESNT HAPPEN ANYMORE, ITS MORE LIKE WILLUM, IF ANYTHING HOW SADBO...
Posted by on Thu, 15 May 2008 17:05:00 GMT |
WHAT A DICK is jason bean |
what an afternoonday was fairly boring but the after school was good
opening scene:[establishing shot - boys toilets]your hapless hero innocently empties his bladder and then takes his water bottle to...
Posted by on Tue, 13 May 2008 11:18:00 GMT |
raaaaaaavvvvve |
strobe lights and intoxicants
and gabbis house and eurovision
really, does not get much better
well... a free meal at a chinese estaurrant would be wuite nice
O GOT THAT TOOO
WEEEE
yh. today wa...
Posted by on Sat, 12 May 2007 09:07:00 GMT |
