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Jelly botty

Im the sex pest

About Me


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Word ya bad self. Im Simon / Marin / Maza /dickhead. Im 21 years old, going on 5. lol. Im pretty hyper sometimes but when im not hyper i feel depressed Im not a particularly lucky person, though i do get way with some stuff i shouldn’t. My best mate in the world is Katy, she is the only one who has stood by me and supported me in my most difficult times in my life, so nuf respect. I’m a speed freak love anything that goes fast, motor bikes mainly. Don’t really have a thing for cars. i like to scare myself at least once a day. Im a downhill mountain biker, i do alot of races not do too bad so far this season, getting top 20's so im happy, love going big, gives me a big buzz. I’m into punk rock, emo, ska, skacore, emo (I liked emo even before it became a scene), post hardcore.I LOVE: my best friends Reith & Katy, all my friends, my bikes, being able to drive, riding, my music, milk shakes, money, drinking on a Friday and doing mad stuff, riding in France, racing, top gear, brainiac, earthed series, rolo chocolate moose’s, mending things, waffles, moto x, the room spinning when im drunk, punk, pissing other drivers off, dipping (at the moment), meeting new people, making friends, chatting for hours about random shit, ,my bedI HATE: GIRLS, when my friends are feeling down, dog poo on tyres, speed cameras, people who let you down a lot, people who are closed minded, cars when they brake, mobile phones, silly ring tones, wank music, credit cards, insurance companies, most people who drive, snake bites(not on about lips rings), computers, money, hangovers, really hot weather, nearly 1000 channels on sky and nothing worth watching, being board, waking up, working, pushing up hills, hitting trees, public transport, not being able to ride, banks, needing a wee and you cant go, writing text messages.

My Interests

Downhill mountain biking and cycling in general. Cant live without my music. drinking is cool. Drugs are un-cool. Maybe go to bluenote or something. Love Bruce Lee films, like going to the pictures. Gigs are great fun.Add me on msn [email protected]

I'd like to meet:

lots of cool people, a nice lady friend would be nice to.

Music:

-Favourite Bands- FAILSAFE Lightyear No Comply Cap Down From First To Last Brand New benton falls Flogging Molly Taking back sunday The Vandals Howard's Alias Funeral For a Friend Thursday Sex pistols The unseen Fallout 40

Movies:

Monty Python films and sketches. American Pie and Road Trip! Bruce lee is amazing, fact!?

Television:

I don’t watch television much. Haha but Brainiac is cool! and Top Gear, The mighty boosh is pretty funny and sponge bob square pants is a legend

Books:

I don't read mate.

Heroes:

My Dad (R.I.P) Bruce Lee, Mr Thomas Reith is a legend haha

My Blog

bf/gf application 2, this 1 is beter then the other 1 hehe

bf/gf application =] Name:Age:Location:Height:Hair (color & style):Eyes:Piercings/tattoos:OTHER:1. Where would we go on dates?2. Who are three of your favorite bands/artists?3. Do you drink/...
Posted by Jelly botty on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 03:07:00 PST

police suck

Back in july 2006, someone drove into me in a fit of rage on the A38, we were doin about 80mph. When we stoped, he thretened me and said he blow my house up if i called the police. so that the kind of...
Posted by Jelly botty on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 05:55:00 PST

wud ya??????????

  fill this out for me thank u plz Whats your name?How old are you?Where you from?How do you know me?What was your first impression of me?Would you ever kiss me?Would you ever shag me?How long ha...
Posted by Jelly botty on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 10:15:00 PST

g/f application form

just fill it in... Whats your Name: Age: Birthday: Location: Sexual Preference: Height: Weight: Body Type: Eye color: Hair Color: Favorite Bands: Favorite Movies: Religion: Smoke?: Drink?: Drive?: Job...
Posted by Jelly botty on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 09:02:00 PST

fucking corporations

Im fucked off with banks, credit cards and mobile phone networks like 3G. why is it that they charge the earth for the services, charge the earth for calling customer services and ...
Posted by Jelly botty on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 08:10:00 PST