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Darth Winst

You're a train wreck, but that's entertainment

About Me



One of God's own prototypes... a high-powered mutant of some kind, never considered for mass-production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die...

I'm a walking definition of a defense mechanism.

My Interests

Your mother's cunt, making out with your girlfriend, shooting smack into my eyeballs, the never sleeping for wont of eating unholy stench of the manticore.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who doesn't repost the same goddamn bulletin five times in a row. I seriously fucking hate that shit, someone who will mail me free Absinthe... and you, you should be smiling. This is evolution's finest hour!

.."+8"Currently listening to;

Music:

Yeah. I mean umm...Amen, Queens of the stone Age, Mondo Generator, Turbonegro, EMBD, Dwarves, Scum, Misfits, Scott Biram, Eminem (yeah, fucking sue me), SOAD, Murderdolls, Motley Crue, Dead Kennedys, Iggy and The Stooges, Disorderly Conduct, Monster Magnet, Fu Manchu, Godzero, Clutch, COC, Tool, Faith No More, Down, Sex Pistols, Nine Inch Nails, MC Chris, Rob Zombie, Van Halen (Not that Van Hagar shit either), The Who, The Rolling Stones, The Adverts, The Clash, Psychotoxic, Melvins, Black Flag, Black Sabbath, Marilyn Manson, Led Zeppelin, Static X, Kyuss, Helmet, Alice Cooper, Portishead, Mars Volta, MC5... people who make music for the right reasons

Movies:

Horror flicks of all kinds... high budget, low budget.. no budget... Texas Chainsaw. Anything involvi ng zombies

And Star Wars, obviously

Television:

South Park, MXC, Adult Swim

Books:

1984... Michael Moore, Al Franken

RIP Hunter... the greatest mind of the 20th century and beyond. Wherever you are, give those swine hell!

Heroes:

Anyone who stays true to who they are and does what they believe in regardless of the cost.

My Blog

I hate the radio....

I hate the radio. I mean, I seriously hate the fucking radio.... I'd rather listen to Fran Drescher give a speech about global warming while running her nails up and down a chalkboard for thee hours t...
Posted by Darth Winst on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 02:15:00 PST

I have decided once and for all...

That Monster Magnet's "Dopes To Infinity" is the greatest rock album. Yeah, period. Not "Of the 1990's" or "In the 'stoner rock' genre"... but period. End of story.
Posted by Darth Winst on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 01:08:00 PST

Piercing-day 2

Today I woke up with a huge fat bottom lip. I tried to prop my head up a bit before going to sleep last night, but I move around too much in my sleep, and when I woke up it was quite swollen. The pier...
Posted by Darth Winst on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 09:10:00 PST

The new Winstmobile (updated)

Well, I finally ran the '88 Oldsmobile into the ground. We had some good times together, but the bitch needs to be retired to the junkyard. Wish I could say I'm sad to see it go, but yeah... it's a pi...
Posted by Darth Winst on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 07:25:00 PST

LA pics (fixed)

(The site I had these pics hosted on went down, so I re-hosted them for the hell of it.) Yer, here they are, so get off my shit. To be fair, Kat took the first three and the last one... I'm posting he...
Posted by Darth Winst on Fri, 07 Apr 2006 11:11:00 PST

Stuff

I don't update this very often, but this is the stuff going on in my life now... First, I'm off to LA once again at the end of March. Need to buy some new clothes, get away from Michigan, have some fu...
Posted by Darth Winst on Sat, 04 Feb 2006 12:10:00 PST

Michigan Weather...

Is a motherfucker. You know, I always love it when I hear some dumb fuck in Florida say "Ohhhh I LOVE the snow!! It's soooo pretty!". Yeah, that's why you live in fucking Tampa Bay, dipshit. Try drivi...
Posted by Darth Winst on Fri, 09 Dec 2005 10:33:00 PST

The more things change....

The more they stay the same.   Motherfuck.
Posted by Darth Winst on Sat, 20 Aug 2005 12:00:00 PST

The Passion of Profit

"Figures released late on Wednesday show that with a gross of $125.2 million, The Passion of the Christ had the largest five-day opening in the history of films, surpassing Lord of the Rings: Retur...
Posted by Darth Winst on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

LA

Well, the Los Angeles trip was fucking awesome. Hung out with some really cool fucking people, and got drunk alot. What more could one ask for? Amen rocked, and from what I saw, so did Mondo. Couldn't...
Posted by Darth Winst on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST