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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: DADDY HAVE A BIG ONE
Birthday: ALLWAYS
Birthplace: MY MOMS JINER
Current Location: NORTH POLE
Eye Color: BLUE
Hair Color: BROWN
Height: 190
Right Handed or Left Handed: LEFTY
Your Heritage: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
The Shoes You Wore Today: ELF SHOES
Your Weakness: FUCKIN RAIN DEER ALL THE TIME
Your Fears: HAVIN A BABY RAIN DEER
Your Perfect Pizza: THE ONES YOU CAN FUCK
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: FUCKIN THE EASTER BUNNY
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL FUCK IT
Thoughts First Waking Up: THE DREAM SUCKED ASS
Your Best Physical Feature: MY ASSHOLE
Your Bedtime: NEVER
Your Most Missed Memory: FUCKIN MATT IN THE ASSSHOLE
Pepsi or Coke: I LOVE SNIFFIN COKE
MacDonalds or Burger King: BIG MAC FUCKIN MONDAY
Single or Group Dates: WHO GIVES A FUCK
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: SAND MISSLIE IN MY DRINK
Chocolate or Vanilla: PUCH THE CHOCOLATE BACK INSIDE HER
Cappuccino or Coffee: COFFEE
Do you Smoke: WEED
Do you Swear: FUCK SHIT ASSHOLE DAMN YES I THINK I DO
Do you Sing: I PEE
Do you Shower Daily: FUCK YA
Have you Been in Love: YA STILL EM
Do you want to go to College: THERE ALLREADY DONT GO
Do you want to get Married: ALLREADY EM
Do you belive in yourself: FUCK YA MAN OWWWW YAAAAA
Do you get Motion Sickness: NOPE
Do you think you are Attractive: FUCK THIS Q
Are you a Health Freak:
Do you get along with your Parents: FUCK THIS Q
Do you like Thunderstorms: FUCK THIS Q
Do you play an Instrument: FUCK NO
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: YEP BUT WE WANT GET IN THAT
In the past month have you Smoked: WEED
In the past month have you been on Drugs: HELL YA
In the past month have you gone on a Date: MMMM YEP
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: NOPE
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: FUCK THEM ALL
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: NOT SUSHI BUT PUSSY
In the past month have you been on Stage: NOPE
In the past month have you been Dumped: BY SANTA CLAUSE
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: NOPE
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: MATT DICK
Ever been Drunk: HELL YA
Ever been called a Tease: NOPE
Ever been Beaten up: NOPE
Ever Shoplifted: NOPE
How do you want to Die: BURN IN A FIREY FLAME FUCK THAT
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: NEVER GROW UP
What country would you most like to Visit: CUBA KILL THAT GUY
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: BLUE
Favourite Hair Color: WHO CARES
Short or Long Hair: DONT GIVE A FUCK
Height: FUCK IT WAY FAT HAHA
Weight: LIKE 8"7 OR SOMTHING
Best Clothing Style: MARRY KATE AND ASHALY HAHAHA
Number of Drugs I have taken: MORE THEN THE WORLD HAS
Number of CDs I own: DONT FUCKIN NO
Number of Piercings: NONE
Number of Tattoos: ONE
Number of things in my Past I Regret: EVERYTHING EXCEPT FUCKIN SANTA AND MATT
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