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Teacher Arrested

Teacher Arrested>>NEW YORK -- A public school teacher was arrested today at John F.>Kennedy International Airport as he attempted to board a flight>while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set ...
Posted by Hamish on Sat, 11 Aug 2007 10:03:00 PST

'Long Live Logos' & 'Matt Hopper & the Roman Candles'

Last night Terra, Rachel, Michael, Jimmy and I took a trip to La Grande to the 'Gadfly' for a concert. The band Arcadian Asteroid opened, I am pretty sure that they were a local band. They were a good...
Posted by Hamish on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 12:22:00 PST

What Kids Say.

This is another thing that someone e-mailed to me that i thought you guys may like. enjoy... *********************************************************** He asked me how old I was, and I told him, "62...
Posted by Hamish on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 10:12:00 PST

Cows... Doomed?

First of all i would like to give credit to Cole and Ryan for this. On a way back from a track meet we were having a deep conversation on many different things. At one point I believe it was ryan, wh...
Posted by Hamish on Mon, 07 May 2007 06:43:00 PST

Blame Canada

One mid summer day, I was walking around in the extreme heat, because of a severe case of being bored I had that day. I was just randomly walking around, not having the slightest clue of what or why I...
Posted by Hamish on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 08:08:00 PST

Little Vito

A teacher asks her class, "If there are five birds sitting on a fence, andyou shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on Little Vito.He replies, "None. They will all fly away with the fir...
Posted by Hamish on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 08:18:00 PST

They walk among us

I walked into a Blimpie's with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a sandwich.  I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little chalkboard that said, "Buy one-get one free". "They are alrea...
Posted by Hamish on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 09:47:00 PST

God

God is sitting in Heaven when a scientist says to Him, "Lord, we don't need you anymore. Science has finally figured out a way to create life out of nothing. In other words, we can now do what you did...
Posted by Hamish on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 12:41:00 PST

Arabian Restaurant

Arabian Restaurant...   A fleeing taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghanistan desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he walked tow...
Posted by Hamish on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 09:34:00 PST

Another BUSH Blog

Public Relations: After his talk to an elementary school President Bush offers question time. > > > > One little boy puts up his hand, and George asks him his name. > > > > "Stanley," responds the...
Posted by Hamish on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 09:27:00 PST