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Cleatus Van Damn

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About Me

my real name is jeremy not cleatus. ive been home now for about a year. im just trying to get my life in order and stay out of trouble. i might start the police academy in june and other than that, i spend most of my free time in the gym. alot of people think my life is boring, but i like it so i have no complaints. im pretty laid back and dont like getting mad but i do have my moments. if you cant figure me out by now, just ask.
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Name: jeremy
Birthday: june 19 1986
Birthplace: memphis tn
Current Location: on my way back to memphis
Eye Color: hazel/green
Hair Color: brown
Height: 6'5"
Right Handed or Left Handed: broke them both too many times to be good with just one
Your Heritage: native american cracka
The Shoes You Wore Today: house shoes
Your Weakness: beautiful women
Your Fears: God
Your Perfect Pizza: dont really eat it anymore
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: quit being pissed off as much
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: GO AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thoughts First Waking Up: do i know her?
Your Best Physical Feature: my lips
Your Bedtime: no set time just when i fall asleep
Your Most Missed Memory: josh foust
Pepsi or Coke: coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: mcdonalds
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: homemade
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: neither
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: every other word
Do you Sing: i rap alot
Do you Shower Daily: yeah
Have you Been in Love: yeah
Do you want to go to College: dont really see that happening
Do you want to get Married: again? not anytime soon
Do you belive in yourself: for the most part
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: not really but the ladys tell me other wise
Are you a Health Freak: somewhat
Do you get along with your Parents: yeah
Do you like Thunderstorms: if i aint sleeping in them
Do you play an Instrument: not any more
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: suprisingly, no i havent
In the past month have you Smoked: nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: yeah, prescription ones
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: nope
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: nope
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: ................
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: anything ive gotten in the past month has been stolen
Ever been Drunk: way too many times to count
Ever been called a Tease: yeah
Ever been Beaten up: once, by my dad
Ever Shoplifted: yeah
How do you want to Die: i dont know, im trying to live, not plan my death
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: taller
What country would you most like to Visit: no where else
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: not picky
Favourite Hair Color: brunette
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: between 5' 2" and 5'8"
Weight: depends on their height
Best Clothing Style: whatever she feels sexy in
Number of Drugs I have taken: too many
Number of CDs I own: too many
Number of Piercings: none anymore
Number of Tattoos: 12 now, but i got alot of room left
Number of things in my Past I Regret: none, everything happens for a reason
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