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ninjawidget

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

the spiney - "u're my janis soul sister"the astronaut - "i'm an astronaut, i travel through different dimensions, u'll never understand". . . but i dothe pirate - "arrrr, u must be a butterfly in disguise"the big sis - "would u look in the mirror?!"the hitman - "u're an educated hottie with occasional epileptic siezures" ** * ** * ** * ** * ** * ** * ** * ** * ** * ** * **amateur photographer/professional goof: august february ** * ** * ** * ** * ** * ** * ** * ** * ** * ** * ** * ** * ** * ** * **peep my picture sites: ninjawidget's alaskan adventures.comziggy the gnome's pictures.com ** * ** * ** * ** * ** * ** * ** * ** * ** * ** * ** * ** * ** * ** * **peep my vanity shots: tongue in stairwellphun with ms paintsmilesode to sweet townhall ur pool and pitchers lure us home away from homemagic phugsmy own 'foot in mouth' emoticon

My Interests

poolbalmore, murland my pet bear, slopey andy

I'd like to meet:

this little kid, or the big brother that phuked with him:the guy who set these up:

Music:

david bowieweenled zep nirvananinnina simonegov't mulequeensquarepusherpostal servicehuffamoosegnrtoolpink floydhonorary titlesupertrampjewelrage against the machineben harper les claypoolbone thugsyestalib kwelithe policesublimejohnny cash

Movies:

mikey: that's my mom's most favorite piece! mouth: you wouldn't be here if it wasn't requiem for a dream it's all gone pete tongany horror, i'm not scurred!

Television:

i hate commercials

Books:

chuck palahniukthe reclusethe dissidenttranslated worksparodiessimply complex talesi didtao of poohof which i know little

Heroes:

my maaa einstein ghandi chris farley karl diehn

My Blog

to the guy living in a bus this winter

i have made a series of blunders. the one that pertains to u is but part of the whole, mixed in like bright purple food coloring that cannot be removed, only added to, attempted correction, resulting ...
Posted by ninjawidget on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 03:16:00 PST

farewell to marlboro

ok folks, it's time. as i get in my last days of chain smoking, i realize i AM using the habit as a crutch, 'cause the more i think about saying so long to the mighty blue pack the more i doub...
Posted by ninjawidget on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 04:25:00 PST

new old profile

done gone and moved to the finest slice of heaven on earth to realize my surrealistic dreams.  starting my career in the black gold market, so keep on trucking u ameriCANs and i'll do my best to ...
Posted by ninjawidget on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 09:23:00 PST

standing on the corner

and then, once more, my life hits a bottom low. . . a very funny bottom low setting - an anchorage gas station, shortly after sunset, mountains in the back drop.  cars buzzing by, peop...
Posted by ninjawidget on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 01:38:00 PST

we sit on the edge

so i call u crazee a lot, but i don't really mean it. . . well, yes, yes i do.  but then i wonder why i say so; i think u're more indecisive than crazee.  if u were to frantically pace ...
Posted by ninjawidget on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 01:58:00 PST

gross (but very creative) tattoos

dearest spacers, i will not post pictures of these on this website. . . but i wll tell u exactly where to find them, so folks, get ur google search engines open. ok, ready. . . type in an image searc...
Posted by ninjawidget on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 07:45:00 PST

id, ego, super-ego

i'm special i think i'm really damn special. in fact, i think i'm the most special person in the world. but everyone else must walk around thinking they are the most special person in the wo...
Posted by ninjawidget on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 01:14:00 PST

Letter to Alcohol

Dear Alcohol, First & foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. As my friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work cocktail, a beer at the game, and you're ...
Posted by ninjawidget on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 02:02:00 PST

old profile

smoker joker midnite toker with an early morning working for the man job that pays for the ride that i totaled but am still paying fornot a homebody unless i'm nursing a hangover, not an alcoholic unl...
Posted by ninjawidget on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 06:03:00 PST

court this disaster

how long can we keep up this singles affair until you tell me you want to take me there shall we court this disaster, and think about it after colliding stale kisses midair...
Posted by ninjawidget on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 08:14:00 PST