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DestroyYouAlot

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About Me

I go through life dividing not enough time between too many interests. I try to scrape up time, equipment, and personnel to play in bands, record my own shit, read compulsively, play nerd games, PC and PS2 games, fuck around on message boards, do some woodworking when I have the time, money, and motivation, and (last, but in no means least) chill hard with my amazing-ass girlfriend.
I work with computers, get real loud when I'm drunk, and love the caffeine. Sweet, sweet caffeine.

My Interests

Obsessing over music, playing said music (bass, vox, etc.), RPGs and wargames (HackMaster, AD&D, Warhammer 40K, Mordheim), board games (Settlers of Catan, old-school Avalon Hill hex-and-counter games etc.), tactical nuclear videocassette rewinders, destroying civilization, making fun of you.

I'd like to meet:

People into good metal, punk, and folk music ("good" being pretty fucking subjective, obviously, but check out my interests), good books, thinking about shit once in a while, and hopefully people who are smart and cynical enough to avoid bullshit drama and organized religion.

Music:

punk (hardcore (not XspinkickXmoshXmetalX), thrash, metal (folk metal, viking metal, black metal, death metal, blackened death metal, deathened black metal, thrash metal, doom metal, NWOBHM, shrapnel in my large intestine from that time I was in 'Nam), folk (old American and Irish folk, neofolk, viking folk, European folk, medieval folk), hip-hop (underground shit and 80's stuff), classical (mainly arranged for guitar). And whatever else. Bands? Bands.
== Absu, A.C., Against Me!, Angelcorpse, Arcturus, Assuck, At the Gates, Bathory, Belphegor, Black Flag, Black Sabbath, Black Sabbath, also Black Sabbath, Blind Guardian, Borknagar, Brujeria, Burzum, Candlemass, Cannibal Corpse, Charles Bronson, The Clancy Brothers, Concrete Facelift, Cryptopsy, Darkthrone, Death in June, Destroy, Destruction, Desultory, Disassociate, Discharge, Disfear, Distraught, Dargonforce (HARDEST METAL KNOW TO MAN, LOL), D.R.I., Drudkh, DS 13, DYS, Dystopia, Einherjer, Emporer, Ensiferum, Enslaved, Esham, Exodus, Extreme Noise Terror, Falkenbach, Finntroll, For The Worse, Gauze, Grief, Grim Reaper, Arlo Guthrie, Woody Guthrie, Iced Earth, Immortal, In Flames (pre-suck), Iron Maiden, Judas Iscariot, Judas Priest, Jud Jud, Kool Keith, Kult ov Azazel, Leadbelly, LimoZeen, Lockup, Tommy Makem, Mayhem, Maze of Torment, Megadeth, Mesothelioma, Metallica, Mogwai, Moonsorrow, Motorhead, Nadir, Napalm Death, Natas, Nausea, Necro, Nine Shocks Terror, Nonphixion, Non Prophets, Nordblut, Obituary, Of the Wand & the Moon, Old Man's Child, Origin, Phobia, Public Enemy, React, Sage Francis, Sarcophagus, Pete Seeger, Andres Segovia, Skitsystem, Skyclad, Slapshot, Slayer, S.O.D., Spazz, SSD, Suffocation, Sunn O))), Taranchula, Thorns, Thyrfing, Ulver, Venom, Verbal Abuse, Vince Vega and the Beer Sluts, Vintersorg, Tom Waits, John Williams, Windir, Wintersun, and recorded car crashes interspersed with the sound of babies crying.

Movies:

Alien, Aliens, Bad Taste, Baseketball, Beavis and Butt-Head, The Big Lebowski, Cannibal Holocaust, Cannibal! the Musical, CB4, Dawn of the Dead, Day of the Dead, Dead Alive, Dirty Work, Dune, Grandma's Boy, Fist of the North Star, Friday, The Hobbit, The Jerk, Ju-On, Kairo, Kids in the Hall: Brain Candy, Lord of the Rings, MST3K, Naked Lunch, Night of the Living Dead, Orgazmo, Ringu, Star Wars (Original Trilogy), Steal This Movie, Super Troopers, Team America, Uzumaki, Versus, Zombie, Argento, Fulci, Romero, anything with zombies.

Television:

Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Flavor of Love, Freaks & Geeks, Metalocalypse, MST3K, The Muppet Show, The Office, Scrubs, South Park, Wonder Showzen, test patterns.Edit: THE FUCKING VENTURE BROTHERS, THANK YOU VERY MUCH

Books:

First and foremost: Robert Heinlein, Arthur C. Clarke, Isaac Asimov, William Gibson, Spider Robinson, Robert Anton Wilson, Tolkien, Douglas Adams, and Abbie Hoffman. When I paint my Sistein Chapel, that's who'll be on the ceiling. Also see: Dave Barry, Orson Scott Card, Ursula Le Guin, R.A. Salvatore, Neal Stephenson, Larry Niven, old-school pulp / sword & sorcery shit (Robert E. Howard, Jack Vance, Fritz Leiber, H. P. Lovecraft, Edgar Rice Burroughs) and nerdy gamer fiction (Forgotten Realms and Dragonlance shit, Warhammer 40K Black Library crap, etc.). Comics: John Byrne, Evan Dorkin, Eastman & Laird, Jack Fucking Kirby, David Lapham, Frank Miller, Alan Moore, Dave Sim, and whatever else catches my eye. Fuck, I haven't read for shit lately, I gotta get off this stupid computer...

Heroes:

Abbie Fucking Hoffman. Garm, Simen Haestnes, and Vintersorg. Geezer Butler, Steve Harris, and Cliff Burton (the unholy trinity of metal bass players), Alex Webster, Eric Langlois, and Tyr (the bass player, not the Norse god). (Although I'm not saying I don't think he's an ok guy, just not technically one of my heroes.) (If you're a Norse god, please don't come to my house and beat me up.) (Please.)

My Blog

My Celebrity Look-alikes

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Posted by DestroyYouAlot on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 11:05:00 PST

New profile pics, like a dirty fucking hipster!

Yeah, new pics on the page, and a funky layout to boot.  I'm totally entering the twentieth century!  In other news...Going to the Cape this weekend, running a convention game the following ...
Posted by DestroyYouAlot on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 11:07:00 PST

So, I totally saw...

... about a million people I haven't seen in varying numbers of years, tonight. Holy shit - fucking P-Boy, James, Courtney, Bree, Julian, Jay Davis, fucking _Harry_...! What the fuck - I practically...
Posted by DestroyYouAlot on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

And, in further cheerful news...

... my brother's girlfriend is pregnant, and my cousin is dying of brain cancer. W@@t!
Posted by DestroyYouAlot on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My little song...

Everyone is stupid, everyone is dumb/ Everyone is stupid, everyone is dumb/ Everyone is stupid, everyone is dumb/ But MEEEEEEEEE!!!   Morons......
Posted by DestroyYouAlot on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Tear the roof off the sucker...

How funkafied are you?George Clinton be thine name!You are the original Funkmaster. Prepare to board the spaceship. Repeat after me: "I pledge allegiance, to the funk..."Click Here to Take This Qu...
Posted by DestroyYouAlot on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Apparently, I'm in the band Atheist...

Heh. I'm smart... I'm an Atheist!Which Enemy of the Christian Church Are You?Take More of Robert & Tim's QuizzesWatch Robert & Tim's Cartoons...
Posted by DestroyYouAlot on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I haven't taken a Meyers-Briggs in soooo long...

INTP - "Architect". Greatest precision in thought and language. Can readily discern contradictions and inconsistencies. The world exists primarily to be understood. 3.3% of total population. ...
Posted by DestroyYouAlot on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I'm the fucking man.

Good. You know your music. You should be able towork at Championship Vinyl with Rob, Dick andBarry Do You Know Your Music (Sorry MTV Generation I Doubt You Can Handle This One) brought to you by Qui...
Posted by DestroyYouAlot on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My new religion

www.eatbabies.com - It's a way of life!
Posted by DestroyYouAlot on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST