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About Me

I like...um...stuff that is uhhh...cool and...um...DAMN!!!! THERE GOES MY TAPEWORM!!!!!No, but seriously I like um...cake, and books, and people who are more intelligent than me, and uh...the words um, and uh, and red meat. Ummmm....what was I talking about, oh, oh yeah.... Ok, so the question is how do you fit twenty years of life and twenty years of interests into a little profile? Well, I guess you do it like this... I like to read, sunsets are nice to watch, puppies are cute...but horses make great pets. Cooking is one of the few things in the world I know I'm really, really good at. Sex is the other. I love music that makes you think, I love music you don't have to think about, I love music that makes you dance, I love music that makes you feel, I guess what I'm trying to say here is that I love music...I live for/dread that moment when you know, I mean absolutely know, that you've fallen hard for somebody. I don't like to lose my temper, stupid people irritate me, bad drivers should be shot, and unrequited love sucks.
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My Interests

Stuff...like...money and....power, and uh....stuff, you know, stuff.

I'd like to meet:

Um...your mom...and your dad....and President Bush, so I could punch him in the junk.? whateverlife.com? whateverlife.com

Music:

Frank Sinatra. The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, Outkast, Tom Jones, Dean Martin, Barry White, Marvin Gaye, David Gray, The Police, Counting Crows, Incubus, Nine Inch Nails, Metallica, Godsmack, Tenacious D, The Red Elvises, The Ramones, Elvis, Hank Williams, The Monkees, Whiskeytown, Slaid Cleaves, Johnny Cash, Bruce Springstein, Elton John, Barry Manilow, Maroon 5, Rancid, Nirvana, Radiohead, Blondie, The Clash, The Cure, and James. (just to name few)

Movies:

Rebecca, Gone with the Wind, Breakfast at Tiffany's, Fight Club, Rebel Without a Cause, A Streetcar Named Desire,Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, Night of the Living Dead, Day of the Dead, Dawn of the Dead, Blazing Saddles, Very Bad Things, Psycho(the original),Six String Samurai, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Rawhead Rex, Dirty Dancing, American History X, The Shawshank Redemption, Beauty and the Beast, Mallrats, Evil Dead, Army of Darkness, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Casablanca and Cannibal Hookers. (I'm just kidding about the last one, Please, seriously, never watch that movie.)

Television:

Family Guy, Law and Order, The Simpsons

Books:

Anything by Dickens, Salinger, Edward Gorey, and numerous others, but they're all horror novels, and the list is too lengthy.

Heroes:

Milkman Dan

My Blog

tonight, tonight

I guess we'll find out, won't we....
Posted by Mrs. Dewinter on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 06:22:00 PST

See watch, it's easy.

If you smell like old sweat and urine, and some other unidentifiable form of body rot, please do not press yourself up against people you don't know. And also, take a bath, you dirty fuck.In other new...
Posted by Mrs. Dewinter on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 01:30:00 PST

truth

Just because you say something doesn't make it true.
Posted by Mrs. Dewinter on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 02:28:00 PST

the state of the union address

Undermining someonelse's groundwork makes for a shaky foundation. You have two options. You can tear it down, set it on fire and hope the inhabitants die with it, or you can move on gracefully and let...
Posted by Mrs. Dewinter on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 05:21:00 PST

happiness

What a fabulous day!!! I like stuff!!!
Posted by Mrs. Dewinter on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 01:25:00 PST

I like skulls!!

Ha ha!!! Oh that's the funny!!
Posted by Mrs. Dewinter on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 01:22:00 PST

today

Ahhh!!! Despite the fact that I locked my keys in my car like a big dumb ass, today was a good day. It must be because it started out so well. It's hard not to have a good day when you get woken...
Posted by Mrs. Dewinter on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 02:26:00 PST

You asked for it, you got it.

Almost everything that has happened today has made me angry. Almost infuriated. The worst part is that I have no idea why. I am just angry at everyone and everything. Ok, well, not EVERYONE, jus...
Posted by Mrs. Dewinter on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 12:43:00 PST

Me, on a soap box.

I think it says a lot about our society when one person's distress and unhappiness is cause for anothers jubilation. I think it's sad that some people feel like they have to run others down to f...
Posted by Mrs. Dewinter on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 01:16:00 PST

Oh the things that happen

Man. That's just funny. Almost as funny as what really happened. Although I'm sure it's not as funny as what's about to happen. I'm sure not EVERYONE will find it amusing, but I sure as hel...
Posted by Mrs. Dewinter on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 12:02:00 PST