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~Ditch Doctor~

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You can view all my pics at www.photobucket.com and type bink398 in the search.I am a married mom of 2 awesome kids. I'm a paramedic for Transcare Ambulance and work part-time at Jeannette EMS and Sewickley Twp Community Ambulance. Been a medic for almost 13 years and in the EMS field for almost 15. Would not change my job for the world...(yes I'm a whacker). I'm also trained as a firefighter with cross training in rescue, (so I'm not afraid to get dirty) but haven't been in a department since I had my kids, and I miss it everyday. Just getting into photography and everyone knows me to take lots of pics at fires and wrecks which are in my video below. Into ghosts and paranormal (I know...a little weird). I guess I'm just a country girl that likes to sit around a campfire while drinkin some whiskey and coke and listening to the radio with friends, husband and kids. Also love hangin out at our camp, but every once in a while, I love to go downtown to dance at the clubs. People tell me all the time that I am the biggest smartass they ever met, and I definately am a goofball. I think my best personality traits are that I have a great sense of humor and love to have fun. But alot of people that know me well will also tell you that I have a huge heart, am a great listener, and a loyal friend. But if you piss me off, I can kick some ass (just kidding...but I can hold my own). I also love to eat at Japanese Steakhouses and TRY to talk my husband into taking me, anytime I can. Especially Shogun in Monroeville-they have the best white sauce! Anyone that wants to know more, or just wants to chat, just drop me a note. Would love meeting some new friends.Please pause my song to view my video of "a typical day of my life." Create your own video at One True Media

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Name?: Conee
Birthday?: April 27, 1973
eye color?: hazel
hair color?: dark brown
height?: 5'5
style?: pop/80's/ romantic
Have you ever?
laid in the middle of the road: yep, to have a body outline drawn
sang a song silly song in a public place: oh yeah
danced in the rain: yep, very romantic
spun in circles until you threw up: no, but I have fell down dizzy
punched someone: sorry Petey, the bruises will heal
laughed so hard you cried: yup
climbed a tree: to get my mom's cat out
been skydiving: hell no
made a snowman: yep, I even made one that looked like Greg B.
ran into a wall: no, but I think I've walked into one
been on a roof: yep, to rappel off
been swimming in 30degree weather: hell no
drove a car: duh
laughed at something someone said that you didnt understand: uh, NO!
fell off a swing: yep, only cause it broke with my big ass and I got a concussion from it
took candy from a baby: yep, my kids. But I gave it back when they were gonna be alone with their dad!
this or that
Mt. Dew or Rootbeer?: duh! Mt Dew is in my hand like 12 hrs a day
Beer or wine cooler?: whiskey
Car or truck?: truck
cat or dog?: dog
love or hate?: love
sweet or sour?: sweet
pink or blue?: pink
chad michael murray or johnny depp?: Johnny Depp
silky or fluffy?: silky
tall or short?: short
pizza or fries?: pizza
arbys or wendys?: chic-fil-a
spring or fall?: fall
Randomness
have you ever went through a redlight?: yep, just ask the cop that pulled me over
loved someone who didnt love you back?: yep, f#*k him
saw a family member at a store and didnt say hi?: not me!
jumped out a window?: with a harness on
fell down stairs?: yup! In fact, I did just the other night
drank hot chocolate in summer?: yep
went down a hill in a sled with no snow?: yep! (So, that's why I got that dislocated shoulder???)
skateboarded?: back in jr. high
rode your bike in winter?: yep
fell out of a tree?: nope
In a guy/girl
hair color: anything but green, blue or purple
hair style: clean cut, high and tight, or a little messy on the top and short on sides and back
height: taller than me
weight: as long as they aren't 500 pounds
clothing style: what ever is popular or suit and tie
favorite personality trait?: funny
least favorite personality trait?: cocky
would you ever..
lie to someones face?: not on purpose
run up a 2 mile hill?: who the hell would?
spread a hurtful rumor about a friend?: nope
throw a 15lb chicken out a car window?: sure
go outside with an umbrella when it is lightening?: yeah, I guess I have taken my camera equipment outside and stood right by it, so what's the difference
sit on a tred mill when it is on?: sure
favorites..
movie: The Wedding Singer, Napoleon Dynamite, or any Adam Sandler movie
band: Toby, Kenny, or Rascal Flatts
song: at the moment..."You Save Me" by Kenny Chesney
season: summer
animal: dolphin
time of day: 9pm
color: purple
car: 67 Pontiac Firebird convertible or 77 Smokey and the Bandit edition Trans Am
fabric: satin
jewel: diamond
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ford or chevy? Chevy-I own a big one too!
diesel or gas? Diesel, but mine is gas
bulls or broncs? bulls
wrangler or cinch? cinch
lace up or pull on boots? pull on
Justin or H&H? Justin
tail gating or line dancing? tail gating
george strait or chis ledoux? George
mossy oak or real tree camo? Real tree
bud or coors? Yuengling
cope or skoal? YUCK!
do it for the buckle or the girls/guys? girls/guys
men belong in the... field
women belong in the... driver's seat
beef or pork? beef
hunting or fishing? fishing
drugs or jesus? jesus
stetson or resistol? stetson
bed of your truck or a motel? bed of the truck
texas or colorado? colorado
ropin or wrestling? ropin
tatoos or scars? tatoos
weekend at the rodeo or weekend with the love of your life? weekend with the love of your life at the rodeo
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Name for a boy Joshua or Mason
Name for a girl Hunter or Riley
Day of the week Any day I'm not at work
Drink Jim Beam and Pepsi
Store Victoria's Secret
Place Swallow Falls State Park or home on my couch
Food Shogun Imperial with chicken (Hibachi lobster, shrimp, filet mignon, and chicken with fried rice)
Candy gummy bears or caramel Hershey Kisses
Car 67 Pontiac Firebird convertible
Animal dolphins
Dog or Cat dogs
Color purple
Number 7
Movie The Wedding Singer, 50 First Dates or The Breakfast Club
TV show Ghost Hunters or First 48
Radio Station 96.1 KISS or Y108
Singer Kenny Chesney
Item of Clothing Lounge pants or bunker gear
Sports Teams PITTSBURGH STEELERS OR PENGUINS OF COURSE!
Designer Brand Levi
Disney Movie SnowWhite or Finding Nemo
Cartoon SouthPark
TV Channel TLC
Soft Drink Mt. Dew
Scent Baking Bread, Or just after a Thunder storm on a hot summer day, Acqua di Gio for men, or Euphoria by Calvin Klein and of course STRUCTURE FIRES
Actor Adam Sandler
Actress Drew Barrymore or Sandra Bullock
Sport HOCKEY!!! Football and Cheerleading
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Your smell is... exotic
Your smile is... hypnotising
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I'd like to meet:

God...just to ask why this world is getting crazy, but there are still so many beautiful people that can't change it. I think I would also like to meet Fred Durst...YUMMY, so hot and bad ass! Adam Sandler would be at the top of my list and definately would have to meet Sidney Crosby, Erik Christensen, Ryan Malone, Marc-Andre Fleury, Mark Recchi, Toby Keith,Kenny Chesney and Keith Anderson too.

Music:

Basically anything in my playlist.a href="http://photobucket.com/" target="_blank" Your Theme Song:

"I Wanna Be Sedated" - Ramones

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Movies:

The Breakfast Club, Sixteen Candles (really any of the 80's John Hughes films) 50 First Dates, The Wedding Singer, Big Daddy, Billy Madison (anything with Adam Sandler), The Ringer, Jackass, Benchwarmers, Napoleon Dynamite, All the American Pies, The Green Mile, Ladder 49, Shrek I and II, Finding Nemo, or any romantic comedies.

Television:

Making the Band, JackAss, GhostHunters, Most Haunted, Trauma: Life in the ER, Southpark, Beavis and Butthead, The Chappell Show, Crank Yankers, Cops, Flavour of Love, Celebrity Fit Club, First 48, but most of all DOG THE BOUNTY HUNTER!!!!! Now that's entertainment.


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Books:

I try not to read unless they are directions, instructions, medication bottles, a patient's chart, and warning signs.

Heroes:

My dad is my biggest hero. He was blind, but never let that put him down. He used to walk everywhere with his cane and taught me to never let your spirit die. He was the smartest, most intelligent person I have ever met. He would have been the best grandfather in the world, he always had time to play with me when I was a little girl, and always made sure to tell me how proud he was of me. I miss him every day.Gene Kontir was another hero to me. He was my paramedic mentor that took his own life. He was the best paramedic I have ever met, and took the time to teach anyone, anything they wanted or needed to know. I wish he wouldn't have let things that happened at the time, get in the way of his great mind. Everytime I pull a practical joke at work, I think of Gene. He was my hero at being a smartass. I learned from the best! ..This profile was edited with MySpace Help - Profile Creator and Editor MySpace Profile Help!

My Blog

"Ambulance Drivers"

For those of you who work in EMS or have anything to do with EMS, you are going to appreciate this. For those of you who call "EMT's and Paramedics" "AMBULANCE DRIVERS" please read this carefully and ...
Posted by ~Ditch Doctor~ on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 08:57:00 PST

You might be a firefighter if..........

You might be a firefighter if...1. You can tell what type of fire it is by the smell of smoke 10 miles away.2. You have ever had a heated debate over the color of fire trucks.3. You have ever spent 10...
Posted by ~Ditch Doctor~ on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 05:03:00 PST

I love my job, I love my job, I love my job

So, I started my new job. AAAAGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!   I just have to keep telling myself that I love my new job. I have to keep thinking about the big paychecks. But it sucks ass so far. Most of...
Posted by ~Ditch Doctor~ on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 03:14:00 PST

New Job

  Well, I am leaving Jeannette EMS (at least full-time). I know there are a few employees that will be happy or really don't care, but the rest of you I will miss very much ! I will be back to vi...
Posted by ~Ditch Doctor~ on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 06:00:00 PST

Oh s.*t! I opened my f@%cking mouth again. My bad!

We received an e-mail at work today that we are no longer allowed to use offensive language in the building or we will be fired. Who the hell would think that EMS people would ever use offensive langu...
Posted by ~Ditch Doctor~ on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 07:49:00 PST

You're never gonna keep me down!

I get knocked down, but I get up again, and you're never gonna keep me down!  I might appear to be really upset and have nervous breakdowns, but I won't let anyone keep me from being me. They can...
Posted by ~Ditch Doctor~ on Sat, 22 Jul 2006 09:58:00 PST