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About Me

My name is Samantha Jasmine. I am 21 years old. I am currently engadged to the love of my Life Johnathan. Hes the most amazing wonderful sexy stud on earth. I live in Bremerton/Chico Way and work as a damn customer care rep. I have lived in Washington my whole life. I cant imagin living anywhere else its beautiful here. I love the trees and the weather and the awesome way that there is coffee stands next to coffee stands near other coffee stands on top of more coffee stands. My favorite addiction is all around me. Beautiful I tell ya. I enjoy hanging out with friends in quiet places I am not really a party kind of person. I like to drink, play silly board games and watch the tv with mute on and music up loud, ask around my friends will all tell you the truth ;-). I really love movies as well as videogames and reading. I love my life. I am crazy, demanding, smothering, adorable, selfish, giving, caring, unsympathetic, bitchy, Jealous, controling, quick and slow at the same time, at times clever, pale, emotional, and overal just me. Its a hate me or love me kind of thing. I love the friends I do have with all my heart. Its very all or nothing with me. I dont like to half ass friendships. So if you wish to be my friend beware. Its damn near a full time job LOL.Click Here to get a tiny myspace layout!
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My Interests

I like spending time with my man John. He's my best friend and a wonderful drinking buddy ;-). I also... love movies and video games. Alas I am a vide-it. But then again so is John so I have a partner in crime MUAHHHAAHAH. I also am interested in crazy things like... people watching at the airport with friends as well as using the chart to see how many points i get while driving.... currently i am at 0.... i will have 150 by the time i am 22. Nicki and i both will.

I'd like to meet:

People I am already Friends with.
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Music:

GAH! I love it all... You know except those types... Opera and country... and death metal. They all seem to make my head hurt.REALLY FRIGGEN BAD I HATE THEM.

Movies:

I like all movies. The super cheesey ones to the Horrible horrors. My favorites are horror flicks.. Even if they arent scary they always have the potential to become a comedy. There is a movie from the 80's called slumber party. A killer comes around and every time he enters the screen he looks like hes on an elevator. From the ladder outside the window to the side of the bed. It was awesome. Things like that make me smile.

Television:

WOOT I GOT TV BACK! Right now I LOVE 'House'. I also like Grays Anatomy, Invader Zim, Fairly Odd Parents, Scrubs, The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, Family Guy, American Dad, Futurama, Drawn Together, Inuyasha, Witch Hunter Robin, Lupin the III, and Sabrina was good back in the day. I miss House the most. If you ever want to get me the greatest gift on the planet 'House' DVD's is the way to my heart. I think we are on season 2 right now hehe.

Books:

NE thing Dean Koontz. I like his style. Very good author. Erica Spindler has her merit. I would read Stephen King but damn. It takes way to long for him to describe something. If only Dean Koontz was trapped in my garage i would make him write novels day and night just for me.... FINISH the stories that i love. Make trilogies ect... wait wasnt that a movie... IT WAS .... a fucking stephen king one too... Mother bitches.

Heroes:

Who else but you! And any person who is in customer care. HOW FUCKING HORRIBLE IS IT?! It takes a brave human. Ah what a world we live in where there are enough people calling in daily to employ more than 600 (at my call center alone) people a day just to take calls... those 600 people take approx 70ish calls each a day... thats just too damn many americans calling about their cell phone daily. Thats sad... makes me wonder what its like to work at a soda call center or any other place...

My Blog

GO NOW!

For comedy and laughter as well as the truth... the straight truth that is sacred go to www.askaninja.com.For Hillarious Highschool like stuff that is everything you remember about that annoying exces...
Posted by Kunoichi on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 04:19:00 PST

Who did it Now? Well ... look forth and find out.

For the most part you all know me as someone who gets insanely agitated over trivial things. I found another one so for those of you who don't know... (everyone but Claire) here it is....Paris Hiltons...
Posted by Kunoichi on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 06:46:00 PST

Got one.....

Today Claire and I had magic. There we were... trying to find sandles... when BAM! IDEA! So off we went shopping (there were no fucking sandles anywhere that were decent btw..) and we searched and sea...
Posted by Kunoichi on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 11:52:00 PST

Knife Fight

By the end of the weekend I was not as disappointed as I thought I would be. They ended up having a knife fight. Very amusing... I only wish it would have happend earlier. There will always be next ti...
Posted by Kunoichi on Sat, 01 Jul 2006 05:53:00 PST

Battles to the death

When you have children stay in your home and you feed them sugar... you expect things. Like a fight to the death. It did not happen. I am very dissapointed. All the stories I have heard are full of li...
Posted by Kunoichi on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 02:30:00 PST

Jakki and Claire

Part 1 of my awesome day: There I was at work. No food for a few days straight mooching off my amazing pal Claire (shes got awesome lunches) when all of the sudden she whips out this Brown bag and it ...
Posted by Kunoichi on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 09:47:00 PST

Caramel wins

My delicious killer caramel icecream is interfearing with my Tetris. Caramel wins. It was a hard but very clear victory. Its sad... and very true. Let me put the battle into a visual for you: Point an...
Posted by Kunoichi on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 02:24:00 PST

WOOT!

the car is fixed after 150$ and some hard labor from my father. It runs... and after the test drive i DID turn OFF the lights. Will not make that mistake again. i will be damned if i will.
Posted by Kunoichi on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 07:35:00 PST

Its true

Channel 13 is a horrible channel. Granted its the only one that i get at my house.... Still terribly aweful. Can you imagin... Watching that damn "starting over" show like 4 times in a row? Me either....
Posted by Kunoichi on Thu, 11 May 2006 01:26:00 PST

Delicious

So there we were... soup salad and bread sticks... it was me claire and john... this crazy waitress comes outta nowhere starts spoiling my man with cheese... i almost killed her.. Claire saw it too. N...
Posted by Kunoichi on Sat, 06 May 2006 03:29:00 PST