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honest, hopefully considerate, and a wealth of useless information. constantly eating. self-professed record-geek & smuthound. hanger-on at times. milhouse to your bart. at any point in the day i'm either a) sleeping b) laughing c) eating d) lost in thought. frequently en retard. always say "please" and "thank you". pretty good at Jeopardy. barfy mcbarf. the end.current likes: Banksy, toast, TV, sleep, good table manners, polaroids, G&M, intelligent conversation, a good 'stache, my dog, gin, day-after stories, green Adidas pants, cheese on it, retro running shoes, Jimmy, mp3 blogs, beginner v-ball, nip/tuck dvds, singing stories, samosas, the terms "vapid", "fresh", "dun dun", "newroad", "fug", "f*ck your couch"...current dislikes: scenesters, all things LA, FOX news, dead batteries, lines, banks, traffic, Rogers, inappropriate questions, cold, bills, mornings, no cheese on it, randoms, back-to-school.. Get this video and more at MySpace.com..
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Panties

new joint venture with Ms. DeLibro and myself... meh.http://wordsfromthepantydrawer.blogspot.com/ i'm all about shameless self promotion.  
Posted by on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 09:54:00 GMT

fugs

'cause smart/funny girls who can spell are my fave... http://gofugyourself.typepad.com/ guilty pleasure. you love it too.
Posted by on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 13:41:00 GMT

Ahnoldt.

'cause i think he's wicked... http://cityrag.blogs.com/main/2007/03/arnold_schwarze.html "i'm a cop you idiot!"    
Posted by on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 07:14:00 GMT

beats for feets

  http://shotcallin.blogspot.com/ new Guns 'n Bomb's mixtape is dope.
Posted by on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 07:14:00 GMT

Obama-Winfrey in '08

  i bet she can....   http://www.theglobeandmail.com/servlet/story/RTGAM.20070118. woprah18/BNStory/Entertainment/home
Posted by on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 08:41:00 GMT

Christmas Fun - repost from 12pack...

Tree time 2006! hungover and unclean, it was time for some chirstmas cheer. egg nog, christmas movies, pine needles and some Ikea decorations - good times...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 08:34:00 GMT

edjamacation

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shit etymology can be intersting.  
Posted by on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 13:11:00 GMT

le sigh... its true

http://www.laineygossip.com/ArticleList.aspx?ID=4009 she makes me wish i was blind. and deaf.  i really shouldn't be so quick to hop on the paris-bashing bandwagon, but she just makes it so ...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 12:02:00 GMT

my sentiments exactly...

now, i know that it's certainly not a literary masterpiece, but at least its written about something i think everyone has noticed, and hopefully, doesn't approve of. call me formal and uptight, but it...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 07:09:00 GMT

90's nonsense

nothing brightens my day like a really crap music video.   yes, that IS Eddie Murphy with Michael Jackson.   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7SIVOV3joc
Posted by on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 09:00:00 GMT