Mean Dean,, [SF/AT80]

This is me............
If you don't want to know me then don't read, if you do then you'll be here a while...........
You scored as James Hetfield. Your are James Hetfield!The front man and leader of one of metal's greatest ever bands.You write some HARD ass metal ANTHEMS and you're a fucking GOD!! Just stay away from the Jagermiester pal!

James Hetfield

80%

Jimi Hendrix

70%

Ozzy Osbourne!

60%

Billie Joe Armstrong

40%

Kurt Cobain

40%

Slash

30%

Tommy Lee

30%
What Bad Ass Rock Legend Are you? *with pictures*
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CHECK OUT THE URL FOR THIS VIDEO, I NEVER EVEN KNEW IT EXISTED!
Its my old band Sleep is the Reason
(see group photo below and click to go to the Myspace site and hear the tunes)
Its a great trip down memory lane!
I have a daughter called Grace; and her picture was up here, but for some reason its HUGE so i've had to take it off, check my photo album for pics of her.
This is Vicki; the love of my life!!
She means more than anything to me, much more than the music i play and listen to, the beer i drink and the cigarettes i smoke!! Although she may not know it her and my child are my utmost priority and i will love them both with all my heart and provide for the pair of them with everything i have until the day i die. You both mean the world to me no matter what happens xxxx.
It must be said; sometimes she pisses me off, more often than not I piss her off, but thats life and I wouldn't have it any other way.
Right; this is me for anyone who wishes to know..........I am Dean Nash; a 25 year old metalhead/punk/into anything with meaning who used to be from a City in the Midlands called Lichfield; now i'm in a lovely little town thats still in the Midlands, called Stafford (its a lot quieter here thank god).
I used to play guitar for a band called Sleep is the Reason (click the pic to check out the profile).
www.myspace.com/sleepisthereason
Now I play guitar for Sameface
(Click the pic of my weak self rocking out to go to our profile and check the tunes out).
Its basically the same band but lots heavier with a different vocalist:
if heavy shit with funny time signatures floats your boat then head over to:
www.myspace.com/samefacemusic Add us NOW!
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If you're just into straight up Rock/Metal then add my side project,
It should be playing through your speakers right now; so if you like it go to
www.myspace.com/at80music
And add me (or click the banner up above this to check out the tunes). Its only a bit of fun but i think it sounds OK nonetheless and pretty soon i'll be getting vocals put on top of the album i've written.
I am completely, selfishly, hopelessly and ridiculously into........
...........Vicki Clark; for very obvious reasons, all of my WONDERFUL friends (theres too many of you; you should KNOW who you are people but i'll have a go :), Rich (kid), Ash, Craig, Andy(widdle), Alex(Yeti), Jay(Animal), Moylan(Moolan/Moylee), (not so mean) Dean Boardman, Zoe Stotter (Quorn rooooolzzz), Tez(Roooaaaaaaarrrrrr!), Jody, Kate and Forge (stoned again), Dave Harman(watch your legs), Big Jim(I'm not drunk!?!), Shaun Parkin (beer?), Chris Page, Stoo Hardcore, Adam Emms, Jason Bartlett (bud), Steers, Ed, Lee, Carthy, Damen, Eddie(Dive), Jim Hallie and Jess, and Sophie Soph for being top, top mates (sorry i know theres loads and loads more of you, but my hands are getting tired!). The old Sleep is the Reason groupies (you know who you are).
I MUST give a big BIG shout out to the boys (and girls) in: Kiryama Must Die (bezzie mates!), The Ghost of a Thousand (I downloaded your album and you weren't mad!), Azriel, Random Conflict (Barfly show and the Tamworth Palace ruled!), Miss Conduct, Enemo J, A Skylight Closes (Stafford crew together!), 8 Years Later (RIP), Apocalypse Fever (RIP), AFD Shift, Fight Arrival, Transcendent, State of Serenity, Dying Division and all the other bands/friends/good sound engineers/on the level promoters (with the exception of a few wankstains.....You know who you are; trust me, acting like a diva will get you fucking nowhere!)I've had the honour of meeting whilst playing in my band; indefinite proof that not all people in the music industry are cunts (although there are a fair few). You guys are all LEGENDS!
I also love.......
........The LA Rock crew for all being SAAAAAAAAAAAAFFFFFFFFFEEEEEEEEEE AS FUCK; we may not go there anymore but we're all still friends.........How cool is that?!
I'm also still loving.......
.......MACHINE 'FUCKIN' HEAD!!!! Playing guitar for hours and hours. . . . . . . . . AND HOURS!!!!, Metal and rock music in general, watching live bands whenever and wherever i can provided theres a bar, weed (in moderation; I can't smoke nowhere near as much as i used to; it makes me sleepy. I must be getting old!), beer, Rum, Jack Daniel's and many more assorted types of intoxicating substance, cigarettes (The smoking ban sucks harder than a humbug in a Dyson)!
...........A quick rant; i just wanna say a big 'FUCK YOU AND YOUR MOMMA' to the anti smoking brigade; freedom is finally being extinguished, just like our faithful Cancer giving Cigarettes: I know its BAD for me; i'm not fucking STUPID. I just ENJOY it and so does everyone else who smokes; stop picking on us and move onto the next 'threat' to society....Fucking Nazi's!!
I'm also quite partial to..........
.........Playing in my band, parties at Tez's (the good old days!), drinking in pubs (doesn't matter which one), going to Bloodstock with Mr Tez and coming back without my legs (at least it felt that way!), being a good 'Grandad Nash' to Adam 'Ex Dying Division' Emms, taking the piss and very nearly fighting with stupid fake rock motherfuckers who wear painted on trousers and have silly floppy hair at Birmingham New Street (trust me, they thought they were 'metal', but after a few questions about metal trivia they ran away like the Emo wannabe's they actually were!), singing 'My Last Serenade' with Damen and shooting him in the neck with the air pistol, shooting Big Jim in the belly with that very same pistol (he bled), kicking Dave Harman's feet from under him and making him look silly as well as playing his guitar and then buying it off him (thanks again for the good deal and for the last time leave the singer from Miss Conduct alone; she doesn't have a mobile number, at least she doesn't want you to think she has!), talking guitar, bands and all other manner of bollocks with (nice Tats) Lee(mo) and Carthy (Mr 5150), watching Stoo get taped up and molested (haha that was fucking funny, thanks for the job dude, never forgetting that!) pissing on old ladies whilst intoxicated, eating pizza at Tez's and watching football, getting wasted at Rich's (thanks for the rent of your sofa kid, i 'ain't never forgetting that), Craigs and Ash's places (those nights ALWAYS get rowdy and i miss them LOTS and LOTTTTTS!), never EVER being scared of anyone..........EVER!(you think i'm joking don't you!?????) and finally, eating lead, tin cans, nails and Chav's necklaces and earrings to make me more METAL!!!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Dean Steven Nash
Birthday: 20th April 1982
Birthplace: The good brewers town of Burton-Upon-Trent (nice bitter)
Current Location: The County town of Stafford ;p
Eye Color: Blue, with a bit of green and grey all at different times
Hair Color: Dark brown
Height: 5 Ft 8"
Right Handed or Left Handed: I'll take the right thanks
Your Heritage: Do i even have one? If i did i probably couldn't tell you
The Shoes You Wore Today: Vans Off The Wall
Your Weakness: I like a drink and a cigarette a bit too often
Your Fears: I'm a big sissy girl because i don't like spiders
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni; extra cheese, extra pepperoni
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: To be a good Father to my Child and to be supportive partner to my Girlfriend
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL for obvious reasons (does anyone ACTUALLY laugh out loud when they type that?). LMFAO is way better
Thoughts First Waking Up: Oh shit why is there a traffic cone on my head? And why am I in a field? That was a few years ago; now it would probably be 'who is this beautiful person lying next to me?'
Your Best Physical Feature: If you know me then you'll know what it is, if you don't you'll be guessing for ages (HINT: I don't actually HAVE a best physical feature)
Your Bedtime: When i'm tired for fucks sake!
Your Most Missed Memory: It seems strange to say it, but I miss Secondary School; looking back it was one endless party!
Pepsi or Coke: It used to be Pepsi, but now whenever I drink it I taste Rum because that was all I drank at one point so now begrudgingly it has to be Coke unfortunately.
MacDonalds or Burger King: Macdonalds for value, Burger King for choice, KFC for overall superiority.
Single or Group Dates: Single, because you don't want some obnoxious divorcee who's dating your mate to spit her food all over you when shes laughing about the previous nights pathetic drunken antics.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton, but only because i've never had Nestea. Doesn't sound nice anyway; besides, i'm one of the few freaks that actually likes Lipton iced tea.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate and Vanilla in an ice cream.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee, i hate fighting through froth for a caffiene fix. Tea rules all anyway; bring on the Rich Tea and Digestives!
Do you Smoke: Yes and i already know it will kill me so fuck off anti smoking brigade or i'll blow my death smoke on your children and convert them to the way of slow painful DEATH!
Do you Swear: See above
Do you Sing: Yes
Do you Shower Daily: Come round and i'll show you, but i'll warn you its not pretty!
Have you Been in Love: We've all been there; its nice when its happening, not so nice when its falling apart. Sorry kids but you got to get hard; your first love is NOT going to last. Everyone has to go through it at some point.
Do you want to go to College: Been there, done that
Do you want to get Married: Don't get married kids, take it from someone whos been there. Divorces are NOT cool, they just make you dislike each other even more which for the most part is quite sad.
Do you believe in yourself: I've never believed in myself and I never will, I'm just glad that some people do.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Not since 2002, when i started behind the wheel thank FUCK!
Do you think you are Attractive: I'm not ugly, but i don't think i'm attractive either. Different people like different things; i could be ugly to one girl and beautiful to another. Theres hope for us all in the end.
Are you a Health Freak: I'm so unfit it scares me; file me under 'must utilise his full potential' like they did at school.
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes i do thankyou. Thats one thing i thank the world for every day; a non-dysfunctional family (well, not really anyways).
Do you like Thunderstorms: Love them, especially the REALLY loud ones; anyone who doesn't is a wuss!
Do you play an Instrument: Maybe i do, maybe i don't, try reading up above.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes, the question is how many gallons.
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes everyday, another one in the nuts for the anti smoking brigade MUAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!""
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Like i'd tell you that. You could be the Fedz.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Haven't needed to, i got the most beautiful date on my arm already. Take THAT Bitterman!
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Sorry i don't speak American. Oh you mean a shopping centre? Oh, in that case yes.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Oreos are fucking horrible. NO!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: See above but replace the words 'Oreos are' with 'sushi is'.
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes, more times than you may think
In the past month have you been Dumped: You love making people squirm don't you? No I haven't; although if i stay on Myspace much longer i very well may be!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No but i'll go if you want. You show me your's i'll show you mine..........As if!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: A few peoples dignity, and i'm lying when i say some hearts!
Ever been Drunk: Is the Pope a Catholic? Unfortunately/fortunately for me i drink more than George Best at a private function!
Ever been called a Tease: Yes, and i will be again probably.
Ever been Beaten up: Yes but not since i grew up and started fighting back...........Note to self; just because theres 2 Mr Bean lookalikes with golfclubs, doesn't mean they can actually fight! You know who you are and if theres a next time i won't hesitate to smash in your face with the nearest blunt object if i get chance. Consider yourselves warned you pair of cunts!!!
Ever Shoplifted: Yes but not lately, thats just childish and chavish.
How do you want to Die: In a hail of gunfire and destruction like Kevin Costner in '3000 Miles To Graceland'; man that bastard just didn't want to die! Either that or peacefully with the one i love; quite a contrast really!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Ooh can i be a Fireman or an astronaut?
What country would you most like to Visit: Egypt, got to see the Pyramids before i die.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Any
Favourite Hair Color: Dark, preferably with red bits
Short or Long Hair: Mid length is fine
Height: Open to suggestions
Weight: Not too heavy please, but not too small either, i like there to be something there other than bone if you know what i mean? Size zero does nothing for me; probably because i'm FAR from a size zero!
Best Clothing Style: Not fussed really, fashion really isn't everything
Number of Drugs I have taken: For fucks sake, would anyone whos ever taken drugs habitually or recreationally keep count so thay can brag about it? I hope not! There may be people out there who do that, but if there are they're fucking sad shits if thats all they can say to impress people. In response to your question, i couldn't tell you because i've never kept count, and that shit was out of my system a long time ago. Its not cool to take drugs anyway (that ones for the Fedz again).
Number of CDs I own: Too many to count
Number of Piercings: 4
Number of Tattoos: 12
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Everything thats ever gone wrong. Life is a learning curve and you can only learn by your mistakes and rectify them before you die. That, is the meaning of life. If everyone lived their lives that way there would be far, far less hurt and suffering in the world
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