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brian

i jump the homeless professionally

About Me

"yr l ♥ ve is ev ♥ l"
my name is brian and this is the hard part.

and i play almost everything on a project i call "girlboytom"

i grew up in north carolina.
and moved to georgia when i was 19.
i am moving back to north carolina at 26
my interests are to the left hand side.
and most of my real life friends are below.
i'm not married and don't want to be
i don't have kids and i don't want yours
i'm a jerk and i don't hide it
you aren't going to be able to change this about me
everything you could want to know about me has been said somewhere.
and so ... you should look for it.

aim-girlboytom
yahoo-girlboytom
msn-girlboytom

chances are i won't like you anymore than you will like me ...
and i mean that in a positive way
i promise

My Interests

girlboytom, music, guitars, fighting frizzies at eleven, the obvious things, the not-so-blatant things, a whole lot of in-between, bad memories, good times. red leather. trendsetters. always. ... oh and women like this one

I'd like to meet:



i don't think of things like this ...
in fact, i have pretty much come to terms with the fact
that i will never meet anyone by trying to meet them.
and that works on many many levels.
ok, ok ... maybe i would like to meet a dog in a bathtub

Music:



Air, Alice In Chains, Art Of Noise, At The Drive In, Autolux, Bad Wizard, Bauhaus, Beatles, Big Black, Björk, Black Sabbath, Blind Melon, Blue Öyster Cult, Breeders, Brian Eno, Brian Jonestown Massacre, Burning Brides, Butthole Surfers, Cake, Carpenters, Cars, Cheap Trick, Clash, Cocteau Twins, Cramps, Cranberries, Daft Punk, David Bowie, Dead Can Dance, Death From Above 1979, Deerhoof, Depeche Mode, Desert Sessions, Dinosaur Jr, Eagles Of Death Metal, Failure, Faith No More, Fantomas, Flaming Lips, Frank Zappa, Galaxie 500, Garbage. General Patton vs the X-Ecutioners, Gogol Bordello, Goldfrapp, Guns N Roses, Hall & Oates, Iggy Pop, Jane's Addiction, Jesus Lizard, Joy Division, Kyuss, Led Zeppelin, Lou Reed, Massive Attack, MC5, Meat Puppets, Metallica, Millionaire, Misfits, Mötley Crüe, Mr. Bungle, MSTRKRFT, My Bloody Valentine, Nick Cave, Nine Inch Nails, Nirvana, Pantera, Patti Smith, Patton/Kaada, Peaches, Peeping Tom, Pelican, Piura, PJ Harvey, Placebo, Police, Pretenders, Primus, Prince, Queen, Queens Of The Stone Age, REM, Radiohead, Ramones, Rapeman, Rolling Stones, Roy Orbison, Scratch Acid, Shellac, Sleep, Smashing Pumpkins, Soft Pink Truth, Sonic Youth, Soul Coughing, Stooges, Strokes, Talking Heads, Television, Throw Rag, Todd Rundgren, Tom Petty, Tom Waits, Tomahawk, Turbonegro, Underworld, Van Halen, Waitresses, Ween, Whale, Who Made Who, Witnessesit doesn't matter what i list. ... you are only going to see the bands you either love or hate. and you wil judge based on that.

Movies:

Dellamorte Dellamore, Over The Edge, River's Edge, Romero's Dead movies, Evil Dead series, House of 1000 Corpses, Devil's Rejects, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Purple Rain, The Wall, First Blood, First Blood II, Star Wars (all of them), Sling Blade, Memento, the Jerk, Pee Wee's Big Adventure ... and, of course, alot of others

Television:

Miami Vice, Mr. Show with Bob and David, Arrested Development, the Simpsons, South Park, Mystery Science Theatre 3000, Twilight Zone, Kids In The Hall, Strangers With Candy, Reno 911!, the State, Stella. ... other than Miami Vice and Twilight Zone, i pretty much only watch tv to laugh ... and i should point out i don't even have a tv right now.

Books:

Vonnegut, Bret Easton Ellis, Palahniuk. Virgin Suicides, Contortionist's Handbook, The Illustrated Man, Middlesex. nothing too crazy

Heroes:

musically: joshua homme

muscularly: john rambo

mentally: patrick bateman

or not

My Blog

out of curiousity

so i was bored and searching myspace's random profiles and i stumbled on a girl who said that she took eharmony's profile test and got the following response:---------------"eHarmony is based upon a c...
Posted by brian on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 12:02:00 PST

some albums i am interested in

5/1/07 Tori Amos - American Doll PosseTori Amos' new album has been leaked on the internet and i can't decided if it's worth my trouble to dl an album for free ... i probably will out of curiousity. t...
Posted by brian on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 04:59:00 PST

on the subject of music

as i became interested in QotSA i was fading out of my Smashing Pumpkins obsession (they were breaking up after all) ... the Smashing Pumpkins have a rather LARGE collection of b-sides and an equally ...
Posted by brian on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 11:08:00 PST

blahg ... with fortunes

so i was walking to the dumpster (bc that's where the magic happens) and i saw a little fortune laying on the curb ... like the fortunes in fortune cookiesi walked past it and on my way back i picked ...
Posted by brian on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 01:40:00 PST

ned mencia

this kind of sucks bc of all the noise and drama ... but goddamn i'm glad there are people that are willing to spit on people's success other than meif more people had the brains AND the balls to do t...
Posted by brian on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 10:21:00 PST

velvet revolver pisses me off

chapter 1:scott"i'm not dead and i'm not for sale"scott weiland sings this line in the song "Trippin on a Hole in a Paper Heart" from the album "Tiny Music ... Songs From The Vatican Gift Shop" which ...
Posted by brian on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 05:51:00 PST

matmos

so i finally got MATMOS new albumThe Rose Has Teeth In The Mouth Of A Beast.it features 10 sonic portraits of people the musicians look up to.mostly homosexual artists of some sort and quite a few peo...
Posted by brian on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 11:29:00 PST

everyone i apologise if you get bothered by someone (plus bonus features)

everyone i apologise if you get bothered by someoneBody: let me apologise in advance.if you dont want to read the whole thing then please skip to the bottom... and please realise that this is the shor...
Posted by brian on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 10:57:00 PST

dreamdream

i had a dream that i was at some kind of high school reunion thingonly it wasn't high school ...but regardless i bumped into a lot of people i knew and during the dream i had Soft Pink Truth's cover o...
Posted by brian on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 08:07:00 PST

The Soft Pink Truth

i recently was searching for information on Björk. i saw there were a few remixes by a someone calling themselves Soft Pink Truthwell the name sound very sexual and it's connected to björk so i was cu...
Posted by brian on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 09:02:00 PST