the verdict is in man is doomed to death by stupidity |
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1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.3. Only in America...... Posted by knitty gritty dirt on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 07:53:00 PST |
something that has long been dormant |
aint righty it been a minute since dirt has been on his soap box and i have a few anoncement to make before we get to the meat and potatoes i am married to best woman i could find she is lovin an... Posted by knitty gritty dirt on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 10:04:00 PST |
hillbilly scholar |
1 life's a garden diggit make it work for you
2 beer and a bug zapper make for a great saturday night
3 if you can't dodge it shoot it and if that dont work use a bulldozer and if that dont wor... Posted by knitty gritty dirt on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 05:57:00 PST |
hers i sit2 |
here i sit cheeks a flexin but i sharted and it went everywhere and now i have to clean it up before it stains the walls but it stinks and just i dont want too so i guess i am jut shit out of luck....... Posted by knitty gritty dirt on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 02:20:00 PST |
two week notice |
well here i am on my soap bax agin and i ve got a good one you you today kiddies
well three weeks ago i put a da form 4187 to be approved by my commader but well i first submitted it to my first sgt ... Posted by knitty gritty dirt on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 07:09:00 PST |
my life so far |
well her i am sittin in my barracks room watchin transformer 30th anniversery movie. i am tlkin online to who is i love and hope to be with but. that is not why i am here on the soap box tonight i am ... Posted by knitty gritty dirt on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 08:47:00 PST |
the irony of it all it is just typical the army would do something like this |
"Dear Family and Friends, We are gathered here today in the sight of God and the Department of the Army, to witness this exchange of vows, and see the love that these two dedicated, loving people have... Posted by knitty gritty dirt on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 11:03:00 PST |
here i sit |
here i sit all broken hearted came to shit but only farted..... shit happpens!! Posted by knitty gritty dirt on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 05:22:00 PST |
i guess i am feelin political |
hello kiddies i think the soapbox thing is getting kinda old but for those who are in the army or somewhat affilated with it they should kno what this means "suck it up and drive on? any lets get to t... Posted by knitty gritty dirt on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 05:22:00 PST |
what a soldier is |
a soldier....Soldiers come in all shapes, shades, weights, sizes, and states of sobriety, misery, and confusion. He is sly as a fox, has the nerve of a dope addict, the stories of an old sailor, the s... Posted by knitty gritty dirt on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 07:12:00 PST |