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James Harmon

James Harmon

About Me

I'm not a musician. I'm a person who just so happens to enjoy making music. I don't want to be famous in that awkward context, I just enjoying making music. I've enjoyed it solidly for the past two years and I seem to have found a groove. I enjoy human interaction, so that's why I've chosen this evil networking site to connect with as many humans as I possibly can. MySpace is a wonderful tool if you use it to your advantage. I physically abuse the system in the cyber world, to spread interesting ideas, thoughts, and sounds to as many people as I can. Spreading experience and music is good times...not to mention it's fucking free, you can't go wrong there.
I'm in the process of writing a book. It's going to be quite ridiculous and it should serve to entertain those who don't find book reading to be that entertaining. Don't worry, the book of absolute ridiculousness and hodge podge is on the way. I receive a ridiculous amount of mail everyday, but I'll try my best to respond. But sometimes I just don't have time or I have nothing to say. But I still do enjoy communicating with as many people as I can. I have nothing but respect for this technology...technology that magically lets me speak to thousands and thousands of people ACROSS THE PLANET. I love it.
Fuck limits.
I never limit myself to what I tackle. I'm not that good of a musician in the classical sense, but it doesn't matter. All I want to do is make music. My music isn't pleasing to the ear of most, but it's intention is to inspire. Regardless, none of that really matters...because the bottom line is: MUSIC.
Embrace it and try to understand...it's everything you could ever want.
Oh yes...I'm a hypocrite.
I've broken down a bit. I'm actually selling this album...but only because so many people said they wanted to contribute somehow. So here's a way to contribute to my living situation. You can buy the album by clicking below. It's ridiculously cheap.
If you want to aid the making of my music, and if you want to enable me to keep writing my book, you should donate a buck to me. It enables me to eat food...so once again, this is another way to contribute.

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My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 12/5/2005
Band Members: Me, Myself, and I.
Influences: Nine Inch Nails, Ray Charles, Production Unit Xero, Beethoven, Jane’s Addiction, Elliot Smith, Queen, Inari Vachs, Norman Borlaug, Marvin Gaye, Al Green, The Temptations...yeah that’s right.
Sounds Like: A little bit of everything
Type of Label: None

My Blog

Some women are log puppies...puppies I’d like to punt.

We can all agree that from time to time, we indulge in goofy behavior that doesn't meet up to the standards of our current human predicament. We do lots of goofy shit in the course of a day that doesn...
Posted by James Harmon on Tue, 14 Oct 2008 08:38:00 PST

If Goofballs were a currency...we’d have no economic crisis. Are you ON goofballs?!

And why not?I've often pondered the origin of language. Did our ancestors eat some magic mushrooms by accident....? Then in an attempt to express themselves more clearly, they decided to assign certai...
Posted by James Harmon on Mon, 13 Oct 2008 09:39:00 PST

Seriously...how can you not submit to this?

Sometimes, after your eyes adapt to the dark, a spectacular sky appears. In this case, a picturesque lake lies in front of you, beautiful green aurora flap high above you, brilliant stars shine far in...
Posted by James Harmon on Sun, 12 Oct 2008 10:08:00 PST

Star Gazing Extravaganza

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Posted by James Harmon on Thu, 09 Oct 2008 11:52:00 PST

The Reindeer Revolution is COMING...

I'm going to share some knowledge about reindeer with you I recently discovered. For some reason when I talk about reindeer or other creatures associated with winter (even if the association is in act...
Posted by James Harmon on Wed, 08 Oct 2008 08:56:00 PST

Mooooother...make me a pie. NOT THAT PIE!

Why, am I always attracted to women whose personalities closely resemble my mother's? It's a bit disconcerting, because I can identify personality traits that closely resemble my mother and it doesn't...
Posted by James Harmon on Tue, 07 Oct 2008 08:31:00 PST

Crazy like polaroid picture? That’s god damn right.

It's wrong for us to tell people that the way they were born is wrong. You'd be surprised how well people do as humans&even if they were born with so called "disabilities". They do great, because it's...
Posted by James Harmon on Mon, 06 Oct 2008 08:20:00 PST

Crazy People: Volume One

A fundamental question that should be asked, that I don't think has ever been asked before is: If a person who has multiple personalities threatens suicide, would you consider it a hostage situation? ...
Posted by James Harmon on Sun, 05 Oct 2008 09:35:00 PST

Without stupid ideas likes this one, we wouldn’t have edible panties.

I've got a brilliant idea. It's so brilliant, that as soon as you read what it is, you'll go out and try to patent the idea.Cat food comes in a variety of different flavors like chicken, steak, and fi...
Posted by James Harmon on Sat, 04 Oct 2008 08:07:00 PST

Fuck Ninja Turtles...Sea Turtles are much better.

We all know that turtles can live over a hundred years&but did you know that sea Turtles are extremely sensitive to the earth's magnetic field? They use it to return to the same beaches they lay their...
Posted by James Harmon on Fri, 03 Oct 2008 08:13:00 PST