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Name: Chris Oliver
Birthday: 17 July 1982
Birthplace: Newcastle, Australia
Current Location: Perth, Australia
Eye Color: black
Hair Color: light brown
Height: 5'10"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: ?
The Shoes You Wore Today: black boots
Your Weakness: impulse spending!
Your Fears: drowning
Your Perfect Pizza: dont run pizza
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Getting Qualified as a submariner
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL
Thoughts First Waking Up: i hate the navy
Your Best Physical Feature: my abs
Your Bedtime: about 11pm
Your Most Missed Memory: being a little kid and not having a care in the world
Pepsi or Coke: coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: burger king
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: fuck yeah!
Do you Sing: never (embarassed face)
Do you Shower Daily: yes
Have you Been in Love: once
Do you want to go to College: no
Do you want to get Married: we'll see....
Do you belive in yourself: yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: yes, when i am on the surface
Do you think you are Attractive: what sort of Q is this
Are you a Health Freak: not overly
Do you get along with your Parents: my dad yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes i do
Do you play an Instrument: Guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: never
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: does streaking count (too drunk, seemed like a great idea)
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: yes (countless times)
Ever been called a Tease: no, i always deliver
Ever been Beaten up: yes
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: in my sleep
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: i am grown up... i always wanted to be a lawyer, but then i realised that no-one likes them!
What country would you most like to Visit: Sweden. i have been halfway around the world already
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: n/a
Favourite Hair Color: brunette
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: taller than 5'4"
Weight: not fussed
Best Clothing Style:
Number of Drugs I have taken: i have tried a few.....
Number of CDs I own: countless
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: 7
Number of things in my Past I Regret: not doing more things when they were presented to me
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My Interests

motorcycles, waterpolo, scubadiving, playing guitar and going out with the boys on the weekend for some surfing/drinking

I'd like to meet:


Whats does your personality rate from 1-10? by morning_prayer
Your first full name
Your personality rates a nine
your best quality is you dont need friends
your worst quality is you want better
this is because youre true to yourself

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Music:

anything with a good beat. i really dont get to listen to much stuff in my line of work...

Movies:

lock stock and 2 smoking barrels and boondock saints are my all-time favourites

Television:

hate television, i would rather go for a run... or do anything energetic

Books:

anything fantasy... sarah douglass, david eddings etc

Heroes:

my dad... he inspired me to become who i am today... if it wasnt for him, i dont know where i woulda ended up