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Jason

I gonna bake a cake!

About Me

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Name: Jason "I actually hate tacos" Hoch
Birthday: 06/19/1982
Birthplace: Yuma, "Middle of Nowhere" Colorado
Current Location: Denver, "Middle of the State" Colorado
Eye Color: Blueish/Grey
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'11" (I think, that's what my driver's license says)
Right Handed or Left Handed: Both
Your Heritage: German Irish (efficient drunk)
The Shoes You Wore Today: My $30 steel toes
Your Weakness: Kittens, crying in the rain, about to be hit by a Volvo
Your Fears: Kittens, crying in the rain, about to be hit by a Peterbilt
Your Perfect Pizza: I'm kinda sensitive about my acne
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Brushing my teeth
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Wanna cyber? (never happens to me though...I'm too much of a loser for even that!)
Thoughts First Waking Up: The decentralization of the US government
Your Best Physical Feature: My metatarsals
Your Bedtime: Whenever my mommy tells me
Your Most Missed Memory: I can't remember
Pepsi or Coke: Espresso
MacDonalds or Burger King: Vomit
Single or Group Dates: Internet dating...YEAH!!!!
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Can I say VOMIT
Chocolate or Vanilla: Count Chocula
Cappuccino or Coffee: Caffeine!!!!!!
Do you Smoke: When I'm on fire
Do you Swear: By the moon and the stars?
Do you Sing: To homeless people...
Do you Shower Daily: Whenever it rains...
Have you Been in Love: Sure...To my mommy
Do you want to go to College: Been there, done that, have the pictures, doing it again
Do you want to get Married: To my mommy, according to Freud
Do you belive in yourself: Yeah, I have an altar in my bedroom to worship me...
Do you get Motion Sickness: When I'm moving
Do you think you are Attractive: Those magnets I had installed help that!
Are you a Health Freak: When I'm drinking...
Do you get along with your Parents: Sure.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Tornadoes are more my forte...
Do you play an Instrument: AN INSTRUMENT OF TERROR!!!
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: No, but my credit card statement would indicate otherwise...
In the past month have you Smoked: I lit myself on fire earlier this week...
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Caffeine and alcohol...YUM
In the past month have you gone on a Date: I'm single, and a loser...NOBODY LOVES ME!!!
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: I don't pay retail for ANYTHING
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: By box, you mean pallet
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Frozen fish sticks...YUM!!!
In the past month have you been on Stage: If you mean court, then yes....
In the past month have you been Dumped: I woke up in a dumpster one day...
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: With myself in the bathtub...
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: My sanity
Ever been Drunk: I was born in Yuma, what do you think?
Ever been called a Tease: My cats think that...feather on a string, works like a charm!!!
Ever been Beaten up: By my dogs, with a shopping cart...
Ever Shoplifted: I've paid for my items after I have lifted them...
How do you want to Die: In Martha Stewart's arms...
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Let me know if you know...
What country would you most like to Visit: Czechnia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Brown
Favourite Hair Color: Brown
Short or Long Hair: Pick
Height: Midget
Weight: Pick, wheelbarrows aren't sexy though....
Best Clothing Style: Anything from Salvation Army, as long as it is under $3.50
Number of Drugs I have taken: Check out my allergy medications!!!
Number of CDs I own: I just bought 200 cdrs
Number of Piercings: Eleventybillion
Number of Tattoos: None, but want...
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I can't count...I went to Yuma High School
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My Interests

Tacos...Making my own diesel fuel out of taco grease...tacos...eating tacos with my friends...eating tacos while bowling...looking at tacos while I listen to music...surfing the internet for tacos...history (of tacos)...movies (about tacos)...researching alternative energy sources powered by tacos...paintballing with taco-flavored paintballs...My taco-built VolksWagen...And of course, Libertarians for the liberation of tacos Party....

I'd like to meet:

More like eat...tacos...But if I can't find any tacos, I guess I'll settle for a burrito!!!!

Music:

Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Tacos...Paul "the taco" Schwartz...Maynard Fergataco...The Carpentacos...Mobytaco...tacos dipped in Nickel Creek...Madeleine taco-flavored Peyroux...The Postal tacos...Beetaco...Rachmanitaco...Shostakovitaco...tacos stuffed with Bluegrass...tacos fixed by my Folk...Opetaco...Bauhautaco...Covenantaco...Infected Mushroom taco...taco ...Bjorkataco...311 tacos...

Movies:

War of the Tacos...Starring Taco Cruise....Lord of the Tacos...Garden taco...Amelie taco...The Fifth Elementaco...Requiem for a taco Dream...Mementaco...Run, Lola Run you taco...Christmataco Vacation...The Increditacos...the taco Matrix...The Event of the taco Horizon...Amadeus tacos...Pink taco Flamingo (pun intended!!!)...Pretty in Pink tacos (never seen it)...

Television:

Aqua Teen Hungry for tacos...Harvey Birdman, Attorney for tacos...Space Ghost, taco to taco...Family Guy who likes tacos...History of tacos Channel...Discovery of tacos Channel...South taco Park...

Books:

The Taco Code, by Dan "Taco" Brown...1984, by taco Orwell...Thomas Jefferson taco Papers, by CJ Boytaco...All Steven the taco King books...Emily Dickintaco...

Heroes:

¡Los tacos son mis únicos héroes!

My Blog

Wow, today was exciting...

05:15 - Woke up to find roommate chatting05:20 - Went back to sleep09:15 - Woke up to dogs barking09:20 - Went back to sleep13:13 - Woke up, realized it wasn't time to get up13:17 - Took a piss13:24 -...
Posted by Jason on Mon, 05 Dec 2005 01:33:00 PST