TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jason "I actually hate tacos" Hoch
Birthday: 06/19/1982
Birthplace: Yuma, "Middle of Nowhere" Colorado
Current Location: Denver, "Middle of the State" Colorado
Eye Color: Blueish/Grey
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'11" (I think, that's what my driver's license says)
Right Handed or Left Handed: Both
Your Heritage: German Irish (efficient drunk)
The Shoes You Wore Today: My $30 steel toes
Your Weakness: Kittens, crying in the rain, about to be hit by a Volvo
Your Fears: Kittens, crying in the rain, about to be hit by a Peterbilt
Your Perfect Pizza: I'm kinda sensitive about my acne
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Brushing my teeth
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Wanna cyber? (never happens to me though...I'm too much of a loser for even that!)
Thoughts First Waking Up: The decentralization of the US government
Your Best Physical Feature: My metatarsals
Your Bedtime: Whenever my mommy tells me
Your Most Missed Memory: I can't remember
Pepsi or Coke: Espresso
MacDonalds or Burger King: Vomit
Single or Group Dates: Internet dating...YEAH!!!!
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Can I say VOMIT
Chocolate or Vanilla: Count Chocula
Cappuccino or Coffee: Caffeine!!!!!!
Do you Smoke: When I'm on fire
Do you Swear: By the moon and the stars?
Do you Sing: To homeless people...
Do you Shower Daily: Whenever it rains...
Have you Been in Love: Sure...To my mommy
Do you want to go to College: Been there, done that, have the pictures, doing it again
Do you want to get Married: To my mommy, according to Freud
Do you belive in yourself: Yeah, I have an altar in my bedroom to worship me...
Do you get Motion Sickness: When I'm moving
Do you think you are Attractive: Those magnets I had installed help that!
Are you a Health Freak: When I'm drinking...
Do you get along with your Parents: Sure.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Tornadoes are more my forte...
Do you play an Instrument: AN INSTRUMENT OF TERROR!!!
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: No, but my credit card statement would indicate otherwise...
In the past month have you Smoked: I lit myself on fire earlier this week...
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Caffeine and alcohol...YUM
In the past month have you gone on a Date: I'm single, and a loser...NOBODY LOVES ME!!!
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: I don't pay retail for ANYTHING
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: By box, you mean pallet
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Frozen fish sticks...YUM!!!
In the past month have you been on Stage: If you mean court, then yes....
In the past month have you been Dumped: I woke up in a dumpster one day...
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: With myself in the bathtub...
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: My sanity
Ever been Drunk: I was born in Yuma, what do you think?
Ever been called a Tease: My cats think that...feather on a string, works like a charm!!!
Ever been Beaten up: By my dogs, with a shopping cart...
Ever Shoplifted: I've paid for my items after I have lifted them...
How do you want to Die: In Martha Stewart's arms...
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Let me know if you know...
What country would you most like to Visit: Czechnia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Brown
Favourite Hair Color: Brown
Short or Long Hair: Pick
Height: Midget
Weight: Pick, wheelbarrows aren't sexy though....
Best Clothing Style: Anything from Salvation Army, as long as it is under $3.50
Number of Drugs I have taken: Check out my allergy medications!!!
Number of CDs I own: I just bought 200 cdrs
Number of Piercings: Eleventybillion
Number of Tattoos: None, but want...
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I can't count...I went to Yuma High School
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.. You scored as B cup. Much better but not quite there
B cup
75%
C cup
50%
DD cup
50%
A cup
50%
D cup
30%
F cup
15%
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