hey guys it's me, MATT DAMON! and yes this actually is matt damon. I would give you my address but I don't want most of you wanker-fans coming to rape me up my MATT DAMON asshole. So what's new people? Got any long faces yet? Do you know what I really hate??? BEN 'LONG FACE' AFFLECK. HE has the longest face ever...he must get it from his mom. anyway guys chill and enjoy my profile...KONNICHIWA!!♥ from matt damon
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
Ben Affleck [I would like to punch his long face]. Rosie O'Donnell [we go way back ;)] and your mum ♥